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Bentley (Character)
from Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (2002) (VG)

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Sly 2: Band of Thieves (2004) (VG)
Bentley: Behold the majesty of gravity an inertia.
Sly Cooper: That was real subtle, Bentley.

[after being eaten by a giant robotic bird]
Bentley: Ow... my glasses.

Bentley: This was it! This was the true test of friendship! Upon reaching the van, my resolve had hardened! I was going to save my friends! But first things first... I had to learn how to drive a stick shift!

Bentley: Wow! I've never seen anything like it! It is so majestic! So full of life!
[Off-Screen splash]
Bentley: Well, scratch that. Back to the deep freeze.

Bentley: That was so beautiful. It was like a nature documentary... but with more violence.

Sly Cooper: Thanks a lot, "Little Friend".
Bentley: Sure thing, "Poodle".

Bentley: Inconcievable! She's no health care professional!

Bentley: I'll show you how STEW-PID, we turtles really are!

Bentley: Frizzle his gizzle!

[while bombing things with his RC Chopper]
Bentley: That's for making fun of my glasses!

Bentley: Those bars are too resilient for my bombs or your muscle, Murray. No, for this job, we need a stronger force... the love of a mother for her child.
'The' Murray: Uh... you got something to tell me?

Sly Cooper: Hey Bentley, how are you holding up out there in the field?
Bentley: Fine, fine... I'm just fine. I just need to bomb all the pillars supporting that disco ball and I can get out of here.
Sly Cooper: What's with taking out the disco ball?
Bentley: Its impact will pop the front peacock's sign off of its moorings... Look, I can't talk now, I've got to keep moving, keep safe!

Bentley: There it is, Sly... The Contessa's giant attack robot.
Sly Cooper: Look, Bentley, with all due respect, it looks an awful lot like a water tower.
Bentley: Don't be fooled, that's what she wants you to think! If we try to free Murray with that thing operational, why...
Sly Cooper: What? We'll have plenty of fresh drinking water?

Jean-Bison: You turtles are too stew-pid to know a wood cutter from a wood chuck!
Bentley: That's it! Time I showed you just how 'stew-pid' we turtles really are.

[a mammoth thaws out from the ice and runs off]
Bentley: I've never seen such a majestic creature! So full of life, so ready to live...
Bentley: So much for that. He's back in the deep freeze.

Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves (2005) (VG)
[Bentley arrives shortly after Sly convinces a guard to leave]
Bentley: Any problems with that guy?
Sly Cooper: Said he wanted to be buried in his Mom's pasta sauce.
Bentley: Yeah... that's, uh, that's strange.

Bentley: That poor bird bath! I guess it's more like a bird death trap now!

Bentley: That hall is for Coopers only.
Dr. M: Maybe, it's time for men such as you and I to change all that.

Panda King: Fear not brave hippo! I shall destroy the spikes blocking your path!
Bentley: Be careful with those fireworks! One careless shot could harm Murray!

Bentley: Up your nose with a rubber hose!

Bentley: You're a bad person, I mean it!

Bentley: Follow the sound of my voice.

Bentley: Hey you, with the low self-esteem!

Bentley: I'm yelling at you!

Bentley: [Sly winks at Bentley while dancing with Carmelita at the end of the game] That sneaky devil!

Bentley: It's time we dealt with Muggshot. We can't risk him taking down the Baron before you in the finals.
Sly Cooper: That, and he deserves a little payback for what he did to our airplane hangar.
Bentley: True, true. Since Muggshot's assault, the Baron has been keeping an eye on him. We can't fight him out in the open for risk of being disqualified. Thankfully Inspector Fox is out in the field looking for us.
Sly Cooper: I hear ya. We'll set 'em against each other. Muggshot is an international criminal after all. Carmelita won't be able to resist.
Bentley: My only concern is for Inspector Fox's safety.
Sly Cooper: Oh don't worry about her, she's more than a match for a meathead like Muggshot.
Bentley: Ok, I'll go and pick a fight with Muggshot and bait him into meeting in the Town Square for our "rumble".
Sly Cooper: You do that. I'll get Carmelita's attention and lure her back here to the same place.
Bentley: Agreed.
Sly Cooper: I've gotta hand it to you Bentley, this is a pretty underhanded plan.
Bentley: Why thank you. I'm feeling pretty good about it.

Bentley: [taunting, singsong voice] You will never find me!

Penelope: Wow, Sly's really taught you a lot.
Bentley: Sly? We're a team. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the brains of the operation. Sly's just the field man.
Penelope: Just 'the field man?' Sounds like you're jealous.
Bentley: Well... I am in a way. I wish I wasn't in this chair. I wish I could climb flagpoles and run along tightropes. But I can't.
Penelope: You can do other things! I'm sure Sly can't rewire a satellite or write ASCII code.
Bentley: Sly can't even spell ASCII.

Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (2002) (VG)
Bentley: Sly behind you!

Bentley: Sly, behind you!
Clockwerk: Sly Cooper, you've escaped my gas chamber and destroyed my death ray. Remarkable. You Coopers always find a way to beat me!
Sly: Always? So that was you in the background of all those old pictures of the Thievius Racoonus! Just how old are you?
Clockwerk: Perfection has no age...
Sly: What? your immortal?
Clockwerk: Revenge is the prime ingredient in the Fountain of Youth. I've kept myself alive for hundreds of years with a steady diet of jealousy and hate, awaiting the day when I would eclipse your family's thieving reputation.