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: Damian, what's the dealie dude? Are we gonna blow up this tree line or what? Tuk-Tuk and Kim got the blue balls and I wanna let em squirt it for a go... Peter, can he hear me?
[one of the men bring a box to Cody
: That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.
: [after blowing up a row of palm trees with napalm
] Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!
: I don't know what it's called; I only know the sound it makes when it *lies*!
: [rigging a bridge with explosives
] Oh my God! I'm going into catering after this!
[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound
: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we? Four Leaf Tayback
: I have no idea, I've never been outside the states. Cody
: Wait what? Are you fucking kidding me? Did you make this whole goddamn thing up? Dude you weren't even in the fucking service? Four Leaf Tayback
: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard! Cody
: Coast Guard. Four Leaf Tayback
: Sanitation Department. Cody
: Oh my god! You're a fucking garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole U.S. of A.! Four Leaf Tayback
: I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot! Cody
: Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - it's like punching the American Flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you! Four Leaf Tayback
: Writers lie all the time! Cody
: [a guard bursts in
] Can I be tied to another post please?
: [setting off a rig of explosives
] Big ass titties!
: Just say no to this, you drug-making midget!
[an explosion occurs
: Oh my God! I am moving to catering after this!
: [Cody and Four-Leaf are tied to a post
] What're you guys doing here? Cody
: He has hands! Four Leaf Tayback
: He killed Damien! Cody
: Bullshit! Four Leaf Tayback
: He blinded Jamie Lee Curtis! Cody
: Almost! Alpa Chino
: What're you talking about? Damien stepped on an old land mine. Cody
: Oh, sweet, thank God!