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: [explaining to Kyle why he isn't as successful as Kyle's father
] And do you know why? Because your Dad's Jewish! Cartman
: I heard that!
: Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.
[Kenny's family's dinner is a can of green beans
] Mrs. McCormick
: Does anybody have a can opener? Mr. McCormick
[the boys arrive at Hell's Pass Hospital and find Kenny in a persistent vegetative state
] Kenny? Kyle
] Kenny! You're alive! Stan
: Dude, how'd you do that?
: He can't respond to you, boys. Being dead for that long caused a severe damage to his brain. Cartman
: Well... well, then he's not alive. Mrs. McCormick
: He's alive. He smiles when I talk to him, I think... Cartman
: That's not Kenny! Kenny sniffs paint and sets things on fire! Here, look.
[climbs onto Kenny's bed, holding up a dollar bill to Kenny
: Kenny, Kenny, look. Want a dollar?
] Mr. McCormick
: I don't know if it's right to keep Kenny alive on that machine. I just... I don't know what he would want. Stan
: Yeah, the lawyer lost that page. Cartman
: Oh, I just remembered! Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive by a feeding tube. Mrs. McCormick
: He did? When? Cartman
: [figuring out
] Um, it was, um, this one time... Kyle
: He did not say that! You just want him dead so you can have his stupid PSP! Cartman
: Stupid? PSP is stupid? Did you all hear that?... Uh, I mean... I mean, this isn't about the PSP, Kyle! This is about my friend and his wishes! And Kenny said he didn't want to live like this! Kyle
: He did not! Cartman
: Did so! Kyle
: Did not! Cartman
] Fine! We'll see about this, you freakin' Jew! I'm gonna get that feeding tube removed if I have to go all the way to the Supreme Court!
[walks out the door
: Are you all right, Stuart? Mr. McCormick
: Don't touch me! I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned and been made love to in the ass by three dozen forty-year-old men! I just want to go home and take a... a hot bath!
: You see, boys, Kenny's in here.
[pours out a bit, but the remains are white
] Carol McCormick
[pours a bit onto her hand
] Carol McCormick
: Wait a minute; this is kitty litter! Eric Cartman
: All right. All right. I drank the chocolate milk mix and replaced it with kitty litter. Stuart McCormick
] You what? Stan Marsh
] Dude! Don't you know what this means? You drank Kenny! Eric Cartman
: Shut up! Kyle Broflovski
] You did, dude; you drank his whole body! Eric Cartman
: Shut up! Carol McCormick
: [almost crying
] Oh my god, this is awful... and disgusting!