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Red Shirt Kid
: Why doesn't the scary monster eat her? Kyle Broflovski
: Because dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches. Mrs. Crabtree
: What did you say? Kyle Broflovski
: I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes!
: Shut up, you whores!
: Let me have some cake, Cartman. Eric Cartman
: [struggling to eat
] I just can't eat one more bite of this chocolatey goodness, ahh, i guess I'll might just try. Kyle Broflovski
: Dammit Cartman, you are such a fat f***! Mrs. Crabtree
] What did you say!
: [Kyle's brother Ike is being kidnapped by the aliens
] We have to do something! Stan
: Well, we can't do anything for now... That fat bitch won't let us! Mrs. Crabtree
] What did you say? Stan
: I-I said that rabbits eat lettuce! Mrs. Crabtree
: Oh... Well yes, they certainly do...
: Let's go! Get on the bus! Kyle
: Sure... whatever you bitch. Mrs. Crabtree
] What did you say? Kyle
: Uh... I said that I've got an itch.
: Let's go! We're running late! Stan Marsh
: Oh, we're always running late you ugly skank! Mrs. Crabtree
] What did you say? Stan Marsh
: Uh... I said I can't wait to own a new fish tank. Mrs. Crabtree
: Oh... well neither can I.
: Get outta my way!
: [Eric did not show up for school again, and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are left waiting at the bus stop
] Come on! We're running late! Stan
: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch! Mrs. Crabtree
: What did you say? Stan
: I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch." Mrs. Crabtree
: Oh, alright then...
[Bus goes off without them
] Kyle Broflovski
: Whoa dude... Stan
: I always wondered if that would work.