Evan 'Scribe' Wright
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Evan 'Scribe' Wright (Character)
from "Generation Kill" (2008)

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"Generation Kill: Get Some (#1.1)" (2008)
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: AAA batteries, dip, Skoal, Copenhagen, baby wipes, flavored pringles in a can and adult diapers. As requested. Why do you need me to get all of this stuff?
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: In the infinite wisdom to whoever runs the military post exchange store, they won't sell this stuff in quantity to military personnel. But, for civilians like yourself, the sky is the limit.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And why is that?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: To Keep us angry. If Marines could get what they needed when they needed it we would be happy and wouldn't ready to kill people all of the time. The Marine Corps is like America's Pitbull. They beat us, mistreat us and every once in awhile, they let us out to attack someone.

Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Why are we going to a PX at an Army Camp?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Marines don't need a PX. We are about to loot and pillage a country.

Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford: Yo reporter, what are you wearing man
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Boxers. Why?
Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford: It's going to be hot maggot. Me? I'm free-ballin all the way to Baghdad.

Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.
Cpl. Ray Person: I'm on it like a mother fucker Brad, haha!...
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, no more of that shit...
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: An interesting theory though.
Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pussy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fucking war!
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: So the war is not about oil or WMDs.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about pussy.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And its not about Saddam.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, please shut up... thank you.


"Generation Kill: The Cradle of Civilization (#1.2)" (2008)
Doc Bryan: Where did we get that so-called translator?
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: He told me he worked for General Mattis.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: He told me he worked for the CIA.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Back at Mathilda, he said he could hook me up with a free satellite TV.


"Generation Kill: Stay Frosty (#1.6)" (2008)
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: [Colbert is running around a field with his arms outstretched like an airplane] What did you like give him some Rolling Stone drugs or something?
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: I don't know.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What the fuck did you do to him?
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Just asked him what he would be if he wasn't a Marine.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That's my fucking dream!


"Generation Kill: A Burning Dog (#1.5)" (2008)
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Sergeant Colbert, I was thinking. Those trees behind us, what if the guys who fired at us were in them?
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Much as I appreciate Rolling Stone's tactical input, I'm confident in the birds.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Birds?
Cpl. Gabe Garza: Anything moves in those trees, the birds don't sing.


"Generation Kill: Screwby (#1.3)" (2008)
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: Most people in America right now think of Iraq as a dangerous country. Now, if I were to stand up, I might get killed. But to us, behind this wheel it's pretty safe. So to us, Iraq is a safe country. Right here, I feel pretty safe. Do you feel safe?
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Pretty safe, I guess.
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: See? It's all relative.