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: Oh, Justin, if I was a girl your age... Gary, you know what? I should drive him down to Milwaukee. Have him visit one of those modeling agencies. Gary
: Hey, not a bad idea Franny. They take all kinds. Stan Parker's kid did a print ad for Home Depot. That's one year of college.
: Are you the Tolchucks? I am Raja, your exchange student! Franny
: Um, Gar? Gary
: Yeah, yeah, um, I'm sorry son, there might be some confusion. The boy we ordered was supposed to come in from London. Raja
: That *is* me. I started in Pakistan and then I flew in from London. Gary
: Look, son, it's OK to suck. But it's not OK to quit. And if that means making a fool of yourself in front of thousands and thousands of people, so be it. Justin
: There's only, like, 80 people out there. Gary
: Yeah, but it's gonna feel like thousands when they're throwing garbage at you...
: Today this family is going to church. Gary
: What? Claire
: Seriously? Justin
: I don't wanna go! Franny
: Today this family is going to church, now get in the damn car!
: Yeah, well whole idea is that when you come to America, you check your traditions at the border. Gary
: Otherwise you've just got cannibals running around in the streets and we've got enough traffic problems as it is.
: I just wish there was something I could do to change her mind. Gary
: Well you can't play it cool, that ship has sailed. Jeffrey
: Did anything like this ever happen between you and Mrs. T? Gary
: Well, come to think of it, we did break up briefly right before we got married. Jeffrey
: Really? How'd you convince her to come back? Franny
] I'm pregnant? Gary
: Aw crap, aw crap, aw crap! Franny
: My life is over!
[end of flashback
: I... can't remember.
: She looks like a whore! There is NO WAY that my Claire is going to the Homecoming dance in that dress! Franny
: I think you're overreacting. Gary
: Overreacting? It's practically showing her... I mean it's *barely* covering her... Franny
: Breasts? Gary
: Don't you talk that way about my little girl!