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Joe (Character)
from A Fish Tale (2000)

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  1. A Fish Tale (2000) Played by Alan Rickman / Nis Bank-Mikkelsen
    ... aka "Hjælp! Jeg er en fisk" - Germany (original title)
    ... aka "Help! I'm a Fish" - International (English title), UK

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From A Fish Tale (2000)
Fly: [chasing Joe in the water pipes as he escapes with the antidote] Wait! Wait, come-come back, you-you stupid fish!
Joe: [coldly] I'm sufficiently intelligent enough to kill you... if you don't stop bothering me.
Fly: So what? Any brute could do that. But can you tell me what the square root of... six thousand, five-hundred and sixty-one is?
Joe: [stammers] Uh, three-hundred, divided by forty, minus three is...
[he turns to drink more of the antidote and develops a larger, swollen head]
Joe: Ah! Eighty-one!
Fly: Yeah! But do you know what happens if an object travels at the speed of light?
Joe: [drinks more of the antidote and sprouts spines, legs and arms, and tears his pelvic fins off] Ah! It turns into pure energy!
Fly: What came first, the-the chicken or the egg?
Joe: [drinks more of the antidote and grows in size, grows hair and longer limbs, now resembling a fish-human] It depends on the relative amount of molecules in the universe!
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