Pee Wee Morris
[to Tommy, about the normal-sized condom he was given
] It's too big.
[Everybody else laughs
Peewee, we don't have any training rubbers.
He needs the junior size.
] Peewee, tie a knot in it.
[as Peewee is given another condom and he returns to the bus
] Hey Peewee, what do you think this is? The return desk at Macys?