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: [On Sean's sprained ankle
] On three. One...
[Pops ankle back
: What happened to two and three? Sean
: Yes, what happened to two and three? Alexander
: Two. Three.
: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Hank
: the mysterious island.
: What in the blue heck is that? Gabato
: That is the finest helicopter in Palau! Sean
: I'd hate to see the worst.
: [looking at Kailani
] Actually, Hank... Now that I look at it, this chopper's pretty freakin' gorgeous.
: Who are these guys? Sean
: Uh... I am a scientific explorer. Hi.
: Told you it'd work. Hank
: You were right. I can't believe we made it. Sean
: It's Jules Verne, man. You gotta believe.
: [Kailani is chased by a giant lizard
] Hey, Godzilla!
[the lizard heads his way
: Oh, crap...
: [after Sean catches her in her fall, riding a bee
] You saved me! Sean
] Yeah... I guess I did!
[the monstrous bird comes back
: Or maybe not!
: Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island! Sean
[they look at each other
: [whispering into Sean's ear
] Pop your pecs. Sean
: [turns to face Hank, whispering back angrily
] I'm not gonna pop my pecs. Hank
: Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You... Sean
: I'm not gonna pop my pecs! Hank
: Do it, do it... Sean
: No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs! Hank
: She would love it, believe me! Sean
: No... Kailani
[Sean turns back to her
: You two done yet? Hank
: [whispering into Sean's ear
] Pop your pecs. Kailani
: [puts her hands around Sean's neck
] Thank you. For everything.
[she kisses him
: [to himself
] That works too.
: [fighting a giant lizard with a flare
] Not now, Sean. She's scared! Sean
: No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat.
[the lizard bites the flare
: That's emasculating. Sean
: Now what? Hank
: Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie.
[clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it
: I think I just made it worse.
[the lizard growls at them
: Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food. Gabato
: I hope she doesn't like food with poop in its pants!
: You know, if we die down there, mom is gonna kill us.
: [running from a dinosaur
] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before? Trevor
: Not with skin on it!
[Sean and Trevor have fallen behind Hannah, tired of climbing
: I call dibs on the mountain guide. Trevor
: What? You're thirteen; you can't call dibs.
: [as they are climbing
] Hey, look at all the schist. Sean
: What? Trevor
: It's a metamorphic rock. Green schist, white schist, mica-garnet schist... Sean
: Oh. Schist.
: [all climbing down
] Just make conversation with me Sean. Sean
: So, uh, Hannah. Do you come here often? Trevor
] That can't be the best you can do! Sean
] Hey! I'm trying to make converstation! Hannah Ásgeirsson
: It's OK. No Sean, I don't come here often.
: [sees Sean playing a PSP
] What is that? A... Gameboy? Sean
: [seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth
] Dang, I wish I read that book.
: Rubies... Hannah Ásgeirsson
: Emeralds... Trevor
: Oh, we're in deep schist.
: What are you doing? Sean
: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet. Trevor
: Are you supposed to be doing that? Sean
: Welcome to the 21st century.
: That's two you owe me now. Trevor
: Who's counting? Hannah Ásgeirsson
: I am. Sean
: [Sean came
] That was... awesome!