From Miami Rhapsody
[doing some damage control after confirming to Gwyn that she indeed is having an affair as Vic suspects
] Listen, don't be so naive. Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times.
I'm sorry. But it's true. Yes. In fact, I think he is still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. Sorry.
You counldn't get back at him the old fashioned way? Go crazy with his credit card or something?