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: Um, did you order a Beef Magic? Victor
: I ordered the destruction of mankind! It was late.
: [reciting a poem
] The first thing I ever saw/Was an image vague and wispy/A circle rich with colors spread/And a base, quite thin and crispy. Adam
: Crap. Victor
: Mmm, yes. Interesting. A little too few references to rancid horse piss and dead geese, but still, yes. Sweet, pithy. Mmmm.
: You see, when a man shaves his head he often finds nooks and crannies of which he was first unaware. Well imagine my surprise, doctor, when on shaving my head, I discovered another face. One which told me things. Strange things, horrible things. Dr. Lovett
: When did you shave your head? Victor
: Yesterday. Dr. Lovett
: It's grown back pretty quick, hasn't it? Victor
: Well, I'm from swarthy stalk. Dr. Lovett
: What did your head tell you? Victor
: It told me of the pack of dogs that live in my eyes. Dr. Lovett
: Dogs? We don't allow dogs on the grounds. I hope they're well-trained. Victor
: No, no. They do their dirty feces everywhere. Dr. Lovett
: Can't you put newspaper down? Victor
: Well, I've trained them to come out and do it in my ears. Dr. Lovett
: They must be very tiny dogs to fit in your eyes. Victor
: They are Irish wolfhounds. I am in a great deal of pain.