No Photo Available
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
The Phantom Limb (Character)
from "The Venture Bros." (2003)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
"The Venture Bros.: Hate Floats (#2.2)" (2006)
The Phantom Limb: [to Samson] I have removed the bullet. And three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, a twisted paperclip, and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn how to duck.

Brock Samson: Not even a scar? Did you look around the nipple, or belly button? Sometimes they, they put 'em in through there.
The Phantom Limb: Look, she is all woman. I have explored every supple inch of her and I have found nothing but nectar.
Brock Samson: All right, fine. Maybe the Monarch's just better equipped.
The Phantom Limb: You are strapping on an ultra-light gyropack. They are only issued to top ranking Guild officials.
Brock Samson: No, I mean better... equipped.
The Phantom Limb: She was kidnapped, alright? Kid, Napped.
Brock Samson: Ehh, I'm just sayin'.

The Phantom Limb: [to Dr Girlfriend] No man is immune to your charms.
Brock Samson: Pfff, No man. I'm still looking for the scars on her.
[the Limb shoots him with a Tranquiliser Dart]

"The Venture Bros.: Victor. Echo. November. (#2.6)" (2006)
Phantom Limb: Oh, - - ing great. I think I killed him. Oh, christ, now he's bleeding from the eyes. I'm gonna need some seltzer here... This carpet is Persian - irreplaceable, what with there not being a Persia anymore... That seltzer isn't going to get itself!

Phantom Limb: [on the radio] Blackout Target Victor Echo November Seven Niner is in Daddy's lap. Repeat, in Daddy's lap. Call off Blackout team. Daddy is going to put the boys to bed, himself... Yes, I'm going to kill them. It's a very simple metaphor.

"The Venture Bros.: The Trial of the Monarch (#1.12)" (2004)
[referring to her old, skimpy costume]
Dr. Girlfriend: I can't believe you saved it. What are these hard chunks?
Phantom Limb: My... tears.
[Present day]
The Monarch: *Tears*? You have to be kidding me! You know that sick, deformed slob... you know he was pounding his invisible meat all over that skimpy...
Dr. Venture: That's it! Objection! Your honor, I have children listening to this potty talk.
Judge: Sustained. I want that last part stricken from the record. And my mind.

"The Venture Bros.: Showdown at Cremation Creek: Part 1 (#2.12)" (2006)
The Phantom Limb: Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is best served cold. Precise and merciless.
The Monarch: Yeah, yeah, you can never have enough precision in your soup.

"The Venture Bros.: Pomp and Circuitry (#4.10)" (2010)
Phantom Limb: [his limbs restored] Armando... Legtenant Shankley... good to have you back!