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Dr. Squires (Character)
from The Wackness (2008)

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The Wackness (2008)
Dr. Squires: Don't touch my daughter.
Stephanie, Luke Shapiro: Stepdaughter!

Dr. Squires: Sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing, and right now is one of those times.

Dr. Squires: The city's a disaster, Luke. Its not like it used to be. It's plastic. One big fucking happy meal.
Luke Shapiro: Some people like happy meals.
Dr. Squires: Some people like the Yankees too, Luke. It doesn't mean they're right.

Dr. Squires: He doesn't appreciate you.
Elanor: How do you know that?
Dr. Squires: He couldn't possibly.
Elanor: That's a compliment, right?
Dr. Squires: [touches brim of hat] Ma'am.

Dr. Squires: Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke?
Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.
Dr. Squires: Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.
Dr. Squires: Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!
Dr. Squires: You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!

Dr. Squires: Young men need sex, Luke. All men, actually... I- I can get you a hooker if you like.
Luke Shapiro: God, I was *this* close to respecting you.
Dr. Squires: Big mistake, Luke. Call your girl. You don't need medication, Luke. You just need to get laid.

Dr. Squires: What're you in here for?
Prisoner: I stabbed my wife in the pussy.
Dr. Squires: Oh! Wow!

Dr. Squires: It used to be you could lick a sheet of acid, hold up a band, fuck a whore in Times Square without anyone batting an eyelash. Now, one blunt, we're in the clink. This whole city's fucked!

Dr. Squires: It's great, living. Get your heart broken, find yourself face down in the gutter, get your balls sucked, make a real mess of a life.

Dr. Squires: Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.

Dr. Squires: The ocean. This is all I need, Luke. Forget the city. The city is wrong. I just want to wrap myself in the ocean.

Dr. Squires: Don't jump for the quick fix. This whole fucking city wants a quick fix. Embrace your pain. Make it a part of you. You don't want to be like them. I don't want you to be like them.