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: [Knocking on door
] Oh, honey can you, get that? Harriet Brindle
: Hi, Jamie! Jamie Lawson
: Hi, Harriet.
[Slams the door, on her
] Joan Lawson
: Jamie, that was rude! That's not, a good way to treat your neighbor. Jamie Lawson
: I'm sorry, mom. But, she deserves it. Harriet's a pill and, she's nosy. What a waste of womanhood.
: [after Ted, shows Joan and Jamie Vicki's insides
] She's got wires in there instead, of gizzards.
: Blow it out.
[Cigarette smoke, billows out of Vicki's ears
: [after taking a drag
] Do I look like, the Marlboro man? Reggie Williams
: No, you look more like, Virginia Slim.
: [after Jamie bounces his basketball in the kitchen
] What did I just say about playing in the house? Jamie Lawson
: Sorry, Dad. Bad habits are hard to break. Ted Lawson
: Well, if you don't break that bad habit, before you break something in the house, I am just liable to break something on your rear end. Vicki the Robot
: [In her robotic voice
] His rear end gets the message.
: [Shows his previous homework to Vicki
] Can you copy it? Vicki the Robot
: [In her robotic tone
] I can copy anything I can read. Jamie Lawson
: Terrific! Vicki the Robot
: [Comments at Jamie's handwriting
] This I cannot read.
: Vicki, Vicki, Vicki. I might as well be invisible. Ted Lawson
: [bumps into Jamie
] Sorry, Jamie, I didn't see you. Jamie Lawson
: I am invisible!
: Look into my eyes. When you hear the word "Harriet", you will throw yourself into my arms! Jamie Lawson
: When I hear the word "Harriet", I will throw myself in front of a truck!
: Hi! Ted Lawson
: I'll bet you are!
: [Patted Vicki's bloated belly
] She looks, like a beach ball. Vicki the Robot
: This bud's, for you.
[Nibbles on a rose
] Harriet Brindle
: How did, you get so fat? Vicki the Robot
: I got bit, from a bee in a bus.
: [When Vicki returns, after been unexpectedly missing for some time
] You scared the life out of us! Are you alright, darling? Vicki the Robot
: [In her monotonous robotic tone
] I am alright, darling. Ted Lawson
: Vicki, where were you? Vicki the Robot
: [Remembering Harriet's instructions to lie
] I was in the backyard or something. Jamie Lawson
: She must have followed me out. Ted Lawson
: What were you doing all this time? Vicki the Robot
: Scaring the life out of you.