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: [after Jamie bounces his basketball in the kitchen
] What did I just say about playing in the house? Jamie Lawson
: Sorry, Dad. Bad habits are hard to break. Ted Lawson
: Well, if you don't break that bad habit, before you break something in the house, I am just liable to break something on your rear end. Vicki the Robot
: [In her robotic voice
] His rear end gets the message.
Vicki the Robot
: [Imitating Betty Davis' cigarette gesture
] Peter! Peter! Peter!
: [Shows his previous homework to Vicki
] Can you copy it? Vicki the Robot
: [In her robotic tone
] I can copy anything I can read. Jamie Lawson
: Terrific! Vicki the Robot
: [Comments at Jamie's handwriting
] This I cannot read.
: I have, a terrible thought. What if, Vicki stays with us, for a long time? When Jamie, starts to grow and she'll remain the same size. Ted Lawson
: No, she won't. Watch, she don't have to be plugged in, for a wired remote.
[Clicks buttons, and Vicki grows tall
] Joan Lawson
: Oh! Ted, that's incredible! Ted Lawson
: I can make her, smaller too.
[Clicks buttons, and Vicki shrinks tiny
] Joan Lawson
: Oh! Make her normal, please! Vicki the Robot
: [In chipmunk voice
] Make me normal, please. Ted Lawson
: Okay, okay.
[clicks buttons, and Vicki grows normal
: [Patted Vicki's bloated belly
] She looks, like a beach ball. Vicki the Robot
: This bud's, for you.
[Nibbles on a rose
] Harriet Brindle
: How did, you get so fat? Vicki the Robot
: I got bit, from a bee in a bus.
: [When Vicki returns, after been unexpectedly missing for some time
] You scared the life out of us! Are you alright, darling? Vicki the Robot
: [In her monotonous robotic tone
] I am alright, darling. Ted Lawson
: Vicki, where were you? Vicki the Robot
: [Remembering Harriet's instructions to lie
] I was in the backyard or something. Jamie Lawson
: She must have followed me out. Ted Lawson
: What were you doing all this time? Vicki the Robot
: Scaring the life out of you.