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Ray (Character)
from "Trailer Park Boys" (2001)

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"Trailer Park Boys: The Winds of Shit (#5.7)" (2005)
Julian: [to Ray in jail] All you gotta do is keep a low profile, you're gonna be fine.
Ray: Oh 'low profile'? What are you, reading books again Julian?
Julian: What's wrong with reading books?
Ray: Nothing's wrong with reading books, but there's only one books that counts Julian, and that's the Bible. It says to help your friends.
Julian: Oh yeah? Does it say anything about you rippin' off insurance companies, pretendin' to be in a wheelchair then gettin' caught drunk, dancin' with ho's makin' porn flicks? Huh? Anythin in your book about that, Ray?
Ray: [pause] It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the Bible.

Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys (2008) (TV)
Bubbles: [Bringing a towel to Ray who's taking a bath in a dumpster] What happened to your neck Ray?
Ray: Fucking gulls are biting like crazy Bubs.
Bubbles: The gulls are biting?
Ray: Seagulls
Bubbles: Seagulls are nipping at ya?
Ray: Yeah, I got bit twice yesterday by one fucker.
Bubbles: My God that's greasy.
Ray: Sometimes life is greasy Bubbles.

"Trailer Park Boys: You Got to Blame the Thing Up Here (#5.4)" (2005)
Ricky: Alright! I fucked up, Dad, I'm sorry. I mean, we were having a barbeque and the potatoes got fucked up, so we care here to make some french fries, and Lucy started... doing stuff to me and... the next thing you knew we were at the muffler shop, and stuff was happening there... and the cops came, and I got back here and the trailer was gulfing with flames, there's nothing I could do.
Ray: 'The trailer was gulfing with flames'?
Ricky: Yeah! Like flames fucking gulfing, gulfing, gulfing out the roof, out the fucking door, it was gulfing, there was nothing I could do.

"Trailer Park Boys: The Fuckin' Way She Goes (#5.3)" (2005)
Ray: That's the way she goes, boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't cause that's the fucking way she goes.

"Trailer Park Boys: Friends of the Road (#7.4)" (2007)
Bubbles: Holy fuck Ray, look! Hot hamburger sandwiches!
Ray: More like hot pull the fuck over!