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: What inspired you to break out the old sleigh? Bud Morris
: Well, with so many folks coming to town, I figured we could use a taxi service that didn't use so much gas and pollute our fresh air. All set? Robby Hobbie
: Hang on. I just stepped in some horse pollution. Holly Hobbie
, Amy Morris
, Carrie Baker
: Now remember, you're Santa Claus. No one can know you're really Kyle Morris. Kyle Morris
: But isn't there a law against impersonating Santa? Robby Hobbie
: Don't think so. You see those fake Santas all the time.
: Climb down the chimney? Robby Hobbie
: Yeah. Otherwise, they might suspect you're a fake. Kyle Morris
: But I am a fake! I've got a pig for a reindeer!
: I may be deaf as a post, but that noise just about punctured my eardrums. Robby Hobbie
: it's not noise, Mr. Scranton. It's a world record in the making. Willie Scranton
: I don't care if it's a *gold* record in the making. Put that thing out of its misery, before I lodge a formal complaint. Robby Hobbie
: [putting away his accordion sadly
] Okay. Willie Scranton
: That's more like it!
] Willie Scranton
: Darn kids with their rock and roll music, and turn up the amplifiers, and I don't know what all...
: You know, Willie - Willie Scranton
: That's Mr. Scranton to you. Mind your manners. Robby Hobbie
: Uh, sorry. I was just thinking, I bet if you wre about 90 years younger, you, me, and Kyle would be best friends. Willie Scranton
: Is that so? Kyle Morris
: Totally. Robby Hobbie
: Yeah, you're the first grownup we've ever met who likes the same things we like. Willie Scranton
: Well, I - I must admit, I had the wrong impression of you pipsqueaks. Had no idea you were such enthusiasts for the strange.