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Jonny (Character)
from "Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy" (1999)

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"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: Rent-a-Ed/Shoo Ed (#2.10)" (2000)
Ed: We are surrounded!
[the kids have circled them]
Edd: Let's just do the right thing, Eddy, and work for the rest of our lives to buy Jonny a new home.
Eddy: Yeah right! They'll never catch the Flying Eduardo Brothers!
[He rips off his shirt to reveal his original costume]
Edd: You're still wearing that thing?
Eddy: Hup hup!
Ed: Ho ho, hip!
Jonny 2x4, Rolf: Not again!
Rolf: Those good-for-nothings are good for nothing!

Ed: I glued a block of wood onto Jonny's foot.
Edd: Ed, why did you glue a block of wood to Jonny's foot? And why these chains? Why the suit? Why Jonny?
Eddy: [annoyed] Jonny, people really like it when you say "why" all the time!
Jonny 2x4: Really? Why? Why?

Jonny 2x4: Kevin, look! I'm the bike pixie!

"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: Urban Ed/Stop, Look and Ed (#2.9)" (2000)
[as they are streaking]
Jonny 2x4: Woohoo. Feel the wind plank.

Jonny 2x4: Boy, Plank. Ever feel as though you might as well be talking to a piece of wood?

"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: In Like Ed/Who Let the Ed In? (#2.5)" (2000)
[Edd and Eddy consult Jonny 2X4 on Ed's imaginary friend]
Jonny 2x4: Imaginary friend? What's that?
Eddy: [nodding head towards Plank] C'mon, you know, an *imaginary* friend?
Jonny 2x4: Sorry, I don't know what you are talking about. Maybe Plank knows.
Eddy: This is our expert?
Jonny 2x4: Plank says to build an invisible trap.
Eddy: Makes sense to me. Double-D, draw up the invisible plan.
Edd: With invisible ink?
Edd: This is becoming contagious.

"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: Know It All Ed/Dear Ed (#2.3)" (1999)
Jonny 2x4: [sees all the inanimate objects at the party] They're all staring at me!
Eddy: With a head like yours, I'd stare too.

"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: It Came from Outer Ed/3 Squares and an Ed (#3.3)" (2001)
Jonny 2x4: [after the Eds take Jimmy's stuffed Bunny] Let's tickle them til' they wet their pants!

"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: The Ed-Touchables/Nagged to Ed (#1.1)" (1999)
Jonny 2x4: Woah. You guys are weird.

"Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: Once Upon an Ed/For Your Ed Only (#3.2)" (2001)
[after being inside a wall in an earlier episode Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny 2x4, and Plank are stuck in a wad of bubble gum in Ed's basement]
Edd: Once again, our day ends with the three of us...
Eddy: Stuck together in some nutty way, but wait, we have a guest tonight.
Ed: I like the way Jonny's stuck.
Jonny 2x4: Boy, Plank, how the heck did we ever end up here? If you weren't so scared into turning into chopsticks, we'd still be in China.
Eddy: Can somebody scrape this guy off my shoe, please?