From "Benidorm: Episode #1.5"
[after news of Troy and Mateo's affair is uncovered
] What were they doing?
I don't know. Couldn't see properly, it was dark.
Well, I think it's disgusting.
Was he bumming him?
Do you mind? I've got a mouth full of nuts.
[pauses to think
Hey, that's probably what the barman said!