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: [talking to fire extinguisher
] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
: Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
: [Referring to Joe's Roadrunner
] Least I know my car will blow his off the road! Charlene the Gator Farmer
: You really think you can match that slant 6 of yours against this 426 hemi? Huh? Well then let's do it little boy! Clem
: That's my girl! Robby
: Let's rock, Dirt-boy! Joe Dirt
: Let's go! Robby
: [Joe speeds off, leaving Robby in his dust