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: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
: Is there someone else up there we can talk to? French Soldier
: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
: Un cadeau. Other French soldiers
: A what? French Soldier
: A present. Other French soldiers
: Oh. Un cadeau. Oui oui. French Soldier
: Allons y! Other French soldiers
: What? French Soldier
: Let's go! Other French soldiers
: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
: Can we come up and have a look? French Soldier
: Of course not. You're English types. King Arthur
: What are you then? French Soldier
: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? Sir Galahad
: What are you doing in England? French Soldier
: Mind your own business.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds
: Am I right? King Arthur
: I'm not interested! Second Swallow-Savvy Guard
: It could be carried by an African swallow. King Arthur
: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds
: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Second Swallow-Savvy Guard
: But then the African swallow's not migratory...
: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!
: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. French Soldier
: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. King Arthur
: What? Sir Galahad
: He said they've already got one! King Arthur
: Are you sure he's got one? French Soldier
: Oh yes, it's very nice!