From "The West Wing: Evidence of Things Not Seen (#4.20)"
You know, I though I heard what sounded like gunshots when we were talking before, but I didn't.
Did you hear the shots?
No, but I heard a brass quintet playing "The First Noel," so I just assumed somebody somewhere was locked and loaded.
You know, not for nothing, but the people I talk to don't believe that story, and the people you'd like don't care.