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: Here something you could eat in case of an emergency. Maxwell Smart
: Our uniforms? Carlson
: No, the buttons. # 99
: [tasting a bit of button
] Hmm! Salted. Good! Carlson
: Yes, well, in extreme heat salt is essential to the diet. But be sure you don't eat the top button of the uniform, 86. Maxwell Smart
: Why? Carlson
: It's a geiger-counter. When you come close to where the missiles are buried it will start beeping. Maxwell Smart
: Oh, the old beeping button trick.
: We've developed this special equipment. Inside this camera is a hidden tape recorder. And this tape recorder actually conceals a hidden camera! Maxwell Smart
: May I ask you a question, Professor Carlson? Carlson
: Certainly. Maxwell Smart
: Eh, why hide a tape recorder in a camera and a camera in a tape recorder? Why not just take pictures with the camera and record with the recorder? Carlson
: Because my mind doesn't work that way, that's why.
: [Carlson is demonstrating the A14 Mark II assinagrator
] Well, that's fascinating, Professor, what does it do? Carlson
: Absolutely nothing. But in the event you are captured by the enemy, they'll be so intrigued by the way it works, you'll have time to escape.
: [reads message from the secret compartment in the Chiefs desk
] In case anything happens to me, contact my superior: Zebra 642. We're gonna have to look this up in the Chief's special codebooks # 99
: [pushes button to reveal the codebooks behind fake books on bookshelf
] Zebra, that's the blue book. Maxwell Smart
: [Carlton reaches for the blue book
] The blue book is the one with the green cover. Carlson
: Since when does a blue book have a green cover? # 99
: Max worked it out with the coding section. In case of a KAOS infiltrator every book has a cover identity. Maxwell Smart
: You see we have a cover for a cover. Carlson
: [reading from the book
] It says: see green book. Maxwell Smart
: The green book is the one with the blue cover. # 99
: Max couldn't throw away a perfectly good book cover.
: Now, this on the surface appears to be nothing more than an American cheese sandwich. However...
[opens the sandwich
] Maxwell Smart
: Are you kidding... a telephone! Why, that's fantastic. Carlson
: Thank you. Maxwell Smart
: Eh, does it come in any other colors? Carlson
: Just basic black. But it does come in different sandwiches: egg salad, peanut butter and an imported liverworst.