Coach Punch Cherkov
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Coach Punch Cherkov (Character)
from The Love Guru (2008)

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The Love Guru (2008)
Angry Fan: Boo! You suck Bullard!
Jane Bullard: No you suck! You can say bad things about me but I won't say bad things about myself! So guess what? You can all just kiss my... Canadian ass!
[crowd cheers]
Jane Bullard: Cherkov, Pitka's coming you have to...
Coach Punch Cherkov: Are you as turned on as I am right now?
Jane Bullard: You're a bad bad person.
Coach Punch Cherkov: I'll take that as a yes!
Jane Bullard: Pitka's coming just stall! Ew!

Coach Punch Cherkov: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guru Pitka: Bangkok.
Coach Punch Cherkov: Exactly.
[punches Pitka in his groin]
Guru Pitka: Omar Sharif, my balls!

Coach Punch Cherkov: If I sit like this any longer, I'm gonna pop my dink bag.

Guru Pitka: [picks up Coach Cherkov] I'd like to thank the Academy. Wow, these things are heavy. Yeah.
Coach Punch Cherkov: Put me down, a-hole!

Guru Pitka: [notices Coach Cherkov behind him and freaks out] That little guy scared the crap out of me.
Coach Punch Cherkov: [to Jane] Who is this prick?
Guru Pitka: Oh hello there. Shrimp?
Coach Punch Cherkov: What did you call me?
Guru Pitka: Oh nothing I just wanted to know your gnome... Name! You are a midget.