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: [about his suit
] What's wrong with shark skin? Guru Pitka
: More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
: How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a relationship? Guru Pitka
: Well, there is someone I like. But until I learn to love myself, I can only go out with three girls named Ann. Darren Roanoke
: Three girls named Ann? Guru Pitka
: Yeah. Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.
: Tonawanda street? I know this street. Darren Roanoke
: You do? Guru Pitka
: Yes. At what number did you live? Darren Roanoke
: Fifty-three. Guru Pitka
: Did you know a Dickie Withers at 85? Darren Roanoke
: No? Guru Pitka
: Well, it does. A dickie does wither at 85. I own you! Yeah! You are laughing! You see, you are filled with joy of a child!