From "Skins: Freddie (#3.5)"
Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them. So he goes mad and wanks off about Ophelia and ends up so boring that somebody has to kill him.
I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet.
Mmm. Yeah. There is. Loads. Only they call it soliloquizing.