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Roman Pearce (Character)
from 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Brian O'Connor: You ready for this?
Roman: Come on, man. Guns, murderers and crooked cops? I was made for this, bro.

Roman: He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.

Roman: You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do.
Brian O'Connor: Yeah, I think so.

Roman: Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig.

[after Roman Pearce smashed the car window]
Brian O'Connor: Now put your blouse back on.
Roman Pearce: Hater.

[Brian turns his car around and drives backwards down the highway]
Roman: CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY!

Roman: Damn! Where'd ya'll confiscate these rims from, man?

[to Roberto]
Roman: Enjoyin' the ride? Man, it's a fast car, huh? Man, it's a classic. Old school. American muscle. Man, this car can do all kinda things, man. Wanna see?

Roman: [to Enrique and Roberto] Verone pay ya'll to keep a straight face like that? 'Cause If I was makin' money, shit, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.

Roman: [to Enrique and Roberto] How much he pay ya'll anyway? Every time I see ya'll, man, ya'll got the silk shirts on, jewelry, you know, lookin' real Miami. You know? I caught you walkin' up in the club, you got the hamburger meat all hangin' out, you know?

Roman Pearce: Don't even think about takin' the convertible. It might loosen your mousse.
Brian O'Connor: No, that's cool. That's too much chrome for me anyways.

[when Brian crosses the finish line first]
Roman Pearce: Got two new cars! That's all my man!
Korpi: Damm!
Roman Pearce: Y'all ain't ready, homeboy! Get to walking, Fabio.
[as they were leaving]
Roman Pearce: Use them bus tokens, partner!

[last lines]
Brian O'Connor: Pockets ain't empty, cuz.
Roman Pearce: And we ain't hungry no more either, brah.

Roman: Why must I chase the cat?

[Carter reveals the package was a cigar]
Roman: We did all that for a damn cigar?
Carter Verone: No. You did that for a job.

[Carter is being arrested]
Roman: Don't drop the soap, big homie!
Brian O'Connor: I hope you know when he gets out, he's gonna kill your ass.
Roman: He ain't getting out.
Carter Verone: [smirking at Roman] I'll see you soon.
Roman: [nervously] You think he gonna get out?
Brian O'Connor: He'll be out.
Roman: No, for real. You think he getting out?

Roman Pearce: The old man's gonna blow our cover before we even get started.
Agent Markham: [holds gun at Brian and Rome] Stop right there! Hands where I can see them!
Brian O'Connor: What's going on here?
Agent Markham: Hold this.
[tosses Agent Dunn his pistol]
Agent Markham: You think you can shoot at me? I'm a goddamn federal agent!

Agent Markham: [Roman grabs his food] Hey, that's mine!
Roman Pearce: So?

Roman: What this job you have for us anyway?
Carter Verone: Come with me. The house has ears in it.
[Carter tosses his cigar out]
Carter Verone: I have something I want you to carry from North Beach to the Keys.
Brian O'Connor: What is it?
Carter Verone: Just put in the car what I tell you to, drive it to me and don't let anybody stop you. Understand?
Brian O'Connor: Yeah. Any chance of cop trouble?
Carter Verone: No. I'm buying you a window of time, but it's not gonna be open very long. You make it, and I'll personally hand you a hundred G's at the finish line.
Roman: [getting greedy] Make it a hundred G's a piece, papi. Look, man, obviously, your pockets ain't nervous.
Carter Verone: [Roman reaches for Carter's left pocket when he grabs his hand] Hey, hey, hey! Don't ever touch me.
Roman: Ours are empty. Like I said, we hungry.

Carter Verone: Hey, you! Your pockets aren't empty.
Roman: [under his breath] Damn.
Carter Verone: I'll take my cutter back.
Brian O'Connor: Stupid ass.
Roman: [hands the cigar cutter back to Carter] Hey, man, I figured you had, like 12 or 13...
Carter Verone: [cuts Roman off] You not too bright, are you? Just get out of here. Get out of here.

Roman: Man, it's a hoasis in here, breh
Brian O'Connor: Yeah, lots of potential

[Brian, Roman, Carter, Monica, Roberto, and Enrique walk into a special room in the back of Pearl, a nightclub; Brian and Roman sees a blowtorch, a cloth, and a bucket]
Roman Pearce: What's all that?
Carter Verone: We're gonna have a little fun.
[Carter pops open a champagne, then pours Monica a glass]
Monica: Thank you.

Roman: Kiss my ass, Putos!

Roman: Fuentes in with Verone, Markham trying to blow our cover and we got two wired cars that are better than that ankle braclet of mine. Ima tell you, bro. You let your man, Markham do that shit again in front of Verone, that gonna be our ass.
Brian O'Connor: I know man its getting thick real quick. We need some way out through some kind of exit strategy.
Roman: Exit strategy, huh?
Brian O'Connor: Yeah.
Roman: [Roman takes a bite out of his sandwich] I like the way that sounds. Wachu got in mind?
Brian O'Connor: I don't know man, but we need two more cars.

Roman Pearce: What you checkin' her out for?
Brian O'Connor: I'm not checkin' her out.
Roman Pearce: Yes, you were.
Brian O'Connor: No, I wasn't.
Roman Pearce: I seen you checkin' her out man.
Brian O'Connor: Ok, I was. Now shut up.
Roman Pearce: You shut up. Don't tell me to shut up.
Monica: Both you girlies shut up.

[Brian tries to use the ejection seat, but it doesn't work]
Enrique: What is that?
[Brian repeatedly tries the ejection seat, but it still doesn't work]
Enrique: What is that?
Roman Pearce: [over radio] It's Barstow, baby! It's about to get ugly!

Brian O'Connor: [Grabs Roman] Same old Rome, doing the same old stupid shit
Roman: [Shoves Brian off] Get up off me man
Brian O'Connor: Listen, running your mouth? Insulting people? Stealing Verone's shit?
Roman: You thing ima let somebody stare me down? I ain't let nobody stare me down in jail homeboy. You think ima let it fly on the beach?
Roman: [Mocking Carter]
Brian O'Connor: "And you; I'll take my cutter back" Rich ass...
Brian O'Connor: And you're packing!
Roman: Like you ain't!
Roman: [Looks at Roman then walks away]
Roman: Exactly...

Brian O'Connor: Man, when you start eating so much?
Roman: I was in jail, breh. I know how shitty the grub is on the inside. With the way things are shaping up out here right now, it'll be a matter of time before I'm back in there, or dead. So I'm trying to eat all I can, while I can. Plus, the doctor tell me I got a high metabolism.


Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
Roman: This is crazy. We are not in Brazil. So we got cars flyin' in the air, on some 007 type shit? This is not what we do!
Tej Parker: Man you really gotta check that emotion. Your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby Doo. This is not what we doooo roo roo!

Roman: Somebody do something! I've got a tank on my ass!

[Roman asks Tej for change to use the vending machine]
Tej Parker: You're a millionaire and still asking for money?
Roman: That's how you stay a millionaire.

[Roman is trying to figure out the amount on his coins for the vending machine]
Roman: Hey, uh, which one of these is like a dollar?
[Hobbs shoots the vending machine]
Hobbs: It's on the house.

Roman: I thought that was our last job, Brian. So now we work for the Hulk? That's what we're doing? Why do I smell baby oil?
Hobbs: If you keep running your piehole, you're gonna smell an ass-kicking.

Roman: Father thank you for the gathering of friends, Father we give thanks for all the choices we've made because that's what makes us who we are, let us forever cherish the loved ones we've lost along the way; thank you for the little angel, the newest addition to our family, thank you for bringing Letty home, and most of all thank you for fast cars.

[Letty approaches Elena]
Tej Parker: This is gonna be awkward...
Tej Parker, Roman: ...but sexy as hell!

Roman: [a tank appears on the road] Who's got a plan B?
Tej Parker: Plan B? We need a plan C, D, E. We need more alphabet!
Brian O'Conner: Hey! We do what we do best. We improvise, all right?

Roman: [When chasing Owen Shaw on a runway at the military base] Where the hell does this dude think he's going? We're on an army base, he's trapped.
Tej Parker: [Suddenly, emerging large cargo aircraft] Wow, you just had to open your mouth. Now we got a big-ass plane to deal with.
Roman: That ain't a plane. That's a planet.

[after Roman and Han lose in a fistfight with Jah at the Waterloo Station]
Roman: No one needs to know about this. No one.

Roman: I don't know, man. That was disrespectful. And I don't like the way she said it, like,
[imitates Giselle]
Roman: 'He's a man.'
[normal voice]
Roman: "He's a man"? So, what are we?
Han: Come on, she's just doing her job.
Roman: 'Doing her job.' I see what's going on.
Han: See what?
Roman: You got the little stardust in your eyes, eh? Little birds floating around a little bit.
[whistles then laughs]
Roman: Uh, you don't want to lease this model. You want to buy.
Han: Can you please stop talking?
Roman: No, no, you're in love! Look at you!
[laughs]
Han: Just stop.
Roman: [finishes laugh] You got special plans? Big day? You're going to invite us all out? Better make sure you get her a big rock, man, 'cause she doesn't look like she'll be that easily impressed. And if it's not a big rock, you better be big somewhere else. You know what I'm talking about.
[laughs then nudges Han]
Han: That's why all your girlfriends wear so much bling, huh?

Roman: [sees Hobbs walking up the driveway] Hey, Mia, you better hide your baby oil.
[snickers]
Roman: I'm just playing.
Hobbs: [continues walking] And you better hide that big-ass forehead.
[Tej spits out his drink from laughing so hard]
Roman: [mumbling] I was just joking, but whatever.

[Hobbs has just asked Dom to reassemble his team in order to take down Owen Shaw. We cut to an airplane soaring through the sky]
Roman: [Roman is in a plane full of hot girls en route to Macau, and is handing out Champagne to them] All right, ladies. Bring it in. I want to make a toast. Come on.
[Sits down in between two hot girls at the rear of the plane]
Roman: Listen, I know a few of y'all have already been to Macau, but you have never seen the town till you've seen it through my eyes. We've got a penthouse suite with an ocean view that's gonna change your life. 150 foot yacht with a helicopter pad. Hm-hmm. Safe to say, you're about to have to time of your lives.
Hot Girl: No, you are!
Hot Girl: Cheers!
[Scene cuts to Costa Rica where we see a Ferrari parked in the middle of a street. We pan to see Tej at an ATM withdrawing money. A person speaks to him in Spanish]
Santiago: [In Spanish] Hey, Tej. Look at you, rolling in a Ferrari, pockets full of cash!
Benito: [In Spanish] Yeah, man. You used to be all Robin Hood, sharing all the money you got.
Santiago: [In Spanish] You know what I'm telling you. Money changed you.
Tej Parker: [In Spanish] You're right. It has changed me. I realized that money doesn't grow on trees. It rains from the sky!
[Tej presses a button, and the ATM shoots out money]
Tej Parker: [Scene cuts to Hong Kong, where Han and Giselle are at the food stand in the middle of a plaza. Giselle is at a window ordering food in Cantonese]
Gisele: [Speaking to the server in Cantonese] Thank you... it looks delicious.
Han: [Shocked that Giselle knows Cantonese] Nice.
Gisele: [Sitting down at the table] I'm a citizen of the world.
Han: Ever thought about settling down, starting a life together?
Gisele: Aren't we doing that?
Han: Are we?
[Suddenly, the plaza is stormed by Chinese Police officers. Giselle and Han draw their guns, and are told not to shoot]
Lead Chinese Agent: [In Cantonese] Put your guns down... NOW!
[the female police officer presses a button on her cell phone, and throws it to Han. We then cut to Tej in Costa Rica and Roman on the plane as their phones are going off before returning to Han and Giselle in Hong Kong]
Han: Hello? Dom?
Tej Parker: [Scene cuts back to Costa Rica where Tej is on the phone] I'll be there.
Roman: [Scene cuts back to the plane where Roman is hanging up his phone]
[to pilot]
Roman: Hey, my man, I need you to turn this plane around.
[to girls on plane]
Roman: Okay, listen. So, ladies, there's been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino I was telling you all about. I've got some vouchers to the buffet.
[We get a look at the profile of Roman's plane. The tail says "It's Roman, Bitches!"]

Tej Parker: [after seeing the tank come out of the large military vehicle]
[through walkie-talkie]
Tej Parker: Uh, guys, we might wanna come up with another plan! They got a tank!
Roman: [through walkie-talkie] I'm sorry, did someone just say "a *TANK*"?


Fast Five (2011)
Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Roman Pearce: [regarding going into a police station] Who's supposed to do all that?
[Everyone looks at Roman]
Roman Pearce: What do you mean? Why me?
Brian O'Conner: Cause you got the biggest mouth.
Tej: That is for damn sure.

Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.

Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?
Gisele: [pulls her gun on Roman] They open at the same time I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?

Roman Pearce: You only live once, lets do this!

Roman Pearce: $11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me.

Roman Pearce: [laughs] Really!
[laughs]
Roman Pearce: Where did you get that from? Papa Smurf?

Roman Pearce: You say what? This shit just went from mission:impossible to mission: in freaking sanity! Whatever man. I ain't scared, I'm just letting you all know: going in that building it's crazy!

Roman Pearce: Come on, man. Hook a brother up, please?
White Cop: No. And you're not my brother.
Roman Pearce: Brother from another mother. You ever heard that phrase?

Tej: Oh, hell naw. I see they really scraped the bottom of the barrel, huh.
Roman Pearce: I guess they did since your ass is here. When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.


Furious 7 (2015)
Roman: [after Tej parachutes his car from the plane] I hate you, Tej!

Roman: [after Tej ejects his car out of the plane] I hate you, Tej!

Roman: [at Han's funeral] Promise me something, Brian. I don't wanna go to any more funerals.
Brian O'Conner: Only one more.
[spots Deckard Shaw's car driving by]
Brian O'Conner: His.

Dominic Toretto: How 'bout you tell us where that device is?
Ramsey: I mailed it to a friend. In Abu Dhabi.
Brian O'Conner: That was pretty easy. That other team wanted to torture you for that information.
Ramsey: I didn't trust them. I trust you.
Letty: [Letty scoffs] Now why would you trust us? You barely know us.
Ramsey: I know enough.
[looks at Brian]
Ramsey: Ex-cop. Military, something like that. The way you took out those guys shows training.
[looks at Tej]
Ramsey: Tech guy, offended by the hacker remark, naturally.
[looks at Dom and Letty]
Ramsey: Alpha. Ms. Alpha.
[looks at Roman]
Ramsey: Joker.
Roman: Wrong.
[stands up and smiles]
Roman: Double alpha. Man-candy. You know what I'm saying?
Tej: [everyone laughs] Man, sit your candy ass down.
Roman: [Roman stops smiling and sits down] The disrespect is real around here.

Roman: I'm back, bitches!

Roman: [an armed UAV is in pursuit of the car in which are Tej, Roman and Ramsey] First a tank, then a plane, now we got a spaceship?
Tej: That's not a spaceship, that's a drone.
Roman: Oh, it's a drone? Now you're gonna be articulate and break it down like you already know what the hell is going on?
Tej: Shut your ass and drive the car!

Roman: First a tank, then a plane... Now we got a spaceship?
Tej: That's not a spaceship, that's a drone!
Roman: Oh it's a drone? Now you gonna break it down and be articulate... like you already know what the hell is going on?
Tej: Shut your ass up and drive the car!

Roman: [about the prince's party] They're telling me they party here like this every day. I might have to move out here. I think I'm gonna start a new culture, It's called Blarab, you know, like black Arab.


The Fate of the Furious (2017)
[from trailer]
Roman Pearce: Why are they shooting at me?
Tej Parker: I don't know. Maybe because you're in a orange Lamborghini.
Roman Pearce: Shut up, Tej!

Roman Pearce: Is that a torpedo?
Hobbs: Take the wheel!
Roman Pearce: What?
[Hobbs gets out of vehicle, drifts torpedo into a convoy of trucks with his bare hands]

Roman Pearce: [Looks at a Lamborghini Murcielago] I'm in love.
Eric Reisner: Again, no, no! That's a million dollar show car. The point is to not draw attention.
Roman Pearce: That's reverse psychology. Dom will never see it coming.
Eric Reisner: It's neon orange. The International Space Station will see it coming.

Roman Pearce: [after shooting several men single handedly] Number 11 my ass!

Mr. Nobody: Thanks to your botched Berlin job, you all made Interpol's top 10 most wanted list.
Roman Pearce: Top 10? That's alright!
Mr. Nobody: Well, not you Roman.
Roman Pearce: What do you mean?
Mr. Nobody: You just missed the cut, you're number 11. So...
Roman Pearce: I missed? That's impossible!
[Everyone snickers]
Roman Pearce: What number did they come in at?
Eric Reisner: [Points to Hobbs] 6.
Eric Reisner: [Points to Letty] 8.
Eric Reisner: [Points to Tej] 9.
Eric Reisner: [Points to Ramsey] 10.
Roman Pearce: She's 10? That's impossible, there's no way she's a 10.
Tej Parker: Oh, she's definitely a 10.


Fast & Furious: Supercharged (2015)
Letty: [Roman hears his phone vibrate in his pocket and he answers it] Are you kidding me, Roman? You didn't shut off your phone, bro?
Roman Pearce: [on the phone] I gotta call you back, it's just, I'm in the middle of something.
Letty: See what I'm talking about?
[exasperated sigh]
Letty: Man!
Roman Pearce: It's on vibrate!
Dominic Toretto: [Dom hears a car engine approaching] Shaw traced us. Hobbs can't hold him forever. Letty, Roman, we're up.
[to the Studio Tour bus driver]
Dominic Toretto: Driver, move that vehicle!
Roman Pearce: [truck pops down with Letty, Dom and Rome crouching down] It's about to get real interesting.

Letty: [to Rome, about the tourists on the Studio Tour bus] So, did you break it down to them?
Roman Pearce: What's that?
Letty: You have one job to do, Roman, *one*!
[Letty then faces the tourists on the screen and briefs them on the mission]
Letty: Alright, look, guys, we're gonna keep Shaw from finding you, but to keep you safe, we need your help. We don't want the syndicate tracking us here. So put away your cameras and turn off your cellphones. One flash or one ringtone could give us away.
Roman Pearce: [to the tourists on the bus] I need y'all to take this real serious.
Letty: [to the tourists on the Studio Tour bus] OK, pull into the next bay, we'll meet you in there.
Roman Pearce: [points out the tourists in the third row] Like I said, third row...
[Letty pulls his arm and pulls him away from the tourists]