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Quotes for
Dr. Kahn (Character)
from "Salute Your Shorts" (1991)

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"Salute Your Shorts: Michael Comes to Camp (#1.1)" (1991)
Dr. Kahn: [over loudspeaker] This is Dr. Kahn, your camp leader. Welcome to Camp Anawanna, the happiest place in the universe.

Dr. Kahn: [over loudspeaker] This is Dr. Kahn. There's no need to run to breakfast. I've already taken the prizes out of all the cereals.


"Salute Your Shorts: Zeke the Plumber (#1.2)" (1991)
Dr. Kahn: [over loudspeaker] This is Dr. Kahn. Tonight's activities will be a terrifying ghost story about Camp Anawanna history or bingo in the rec center. First prize is a box of licorice.

Dr. Kahn: [over loudspeaker] This is Dr. Kahn. Due to a slight mix-up at the dairy this morning, please discard all milk cartons labeled "Expiration Date: 1983."


"Salute Your Shorts: Brownies for Thud Mackie (#1.4)" (1991)
Dr. Kahn: [over loudspeaker] This is Dr. Kahn. Will whoever has... en... aying with my PA system, please... op it. These are very criti... justments. I do not want... touching it. I want it to stop immedi... ly. Whoa, look at THAT spark.