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: We're gonna get our asses kicked. We didn't have a breakfast.
: [Opening his bureau
] Gentlemen, choose your weapons. Henchman 24
: Are these them? Henchman 21
] Are these 'they'. Henchman 24
: Who talks like that? The Monarch
: Stand aside. I'm in charge here and I will assign the... are these they? Henchman 21
: [Proudly, as the scene reveals the 'weapons' to be collector's toys
] Yep. And you gotta admit that it is a sweet collection. The Monarch
: You fucking idiot! You expect us to go in to battle with these? Is it your plan so that they will die laughing? Dr. Venture
: Oh, no, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room with butterfly costumes. The Monarch
: Oh ha, ha, ha, ha... nice one-sie, dick! Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopies? Henchman 24
: Oh, snap! Dr. Venture
: For your information, this isn't a one-sie, it is a speed suit! The Monarch
: Or they can think that you're a three year old with prygeria and take pity on us. Henchman 24
: Oh, in your face!
: What do you want? Henchman 21
: Boss? The Monarch
: This is the Monarch speaking. Henchman 21
: Holy crud! I got 24 on the other line. I'll put us on three-way, 'cause I have that. The Monarch
: Good! I want him to hear this, too. Henchman 21
: Dude, it's the Monarch. Henchman 24
: Hey, boss! How's prison? The Monarch
: Well, I'm out! No thanks to you *shmucks!* Guess where I am now? Henchman 21
: At a good friend's house? Henchman 24
] Uh, a Best Western? The Monarch
: I am sitting in the charred remains of my once-mighty flying Cocoon! Anyone... wanna... explain to me why my Cocoon is charred? Henchman 24
: Because you told us to destroy the Cocoon? The Monarch
: And why it is *sideways?* Henchman 21
: We were following orders! You can't yell at us for following orders! Henchman 24
: Or *kill* us for following orders! The Monarch
] Never mind. Just... summon the others and get over here. Henchman 24
: Uh, there are no others. Henchman 21
: Yeah, most of them joined up with Monstroso's crew when he went inside. And we kinda lost touch after that. The Monarch
: I'm not gonna lose my temper... All right! Here's what is going to happen - I'm going to take a shower in what is left of my bathroom. When I get out, I expect you to be here... and I expect this Cocoon to be *fully* manned and *fully* operational!
: What's the meaning of life? Henchman 24
: The color twelve. Henchman 21
: Really? Henchman 24
: No, idiot! Ask me something less Hitchhiker's Guide, dork! Henchman 21
: Do we have souls? Henchman 24
: Yeah. Well, not quite souls but, it's a general idea. Everything has a soul. Henchman 21
: Crap. So I guess I should become a vegetarian? Henchman 24
: No. Like everything living has a soul. Even spinach. You can't win.
: You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their "soul"? It turns out you don't get a soul till' you're like one. Henchman 21
: So weird. One? Really? Henchman 24
: Or maybe six months, I forget. Anyway, you're just this crying... pooing... monster blob till you get your soul.
: Dude, I barely believe you're real. I mean, if there were ghosts, they'd be freakin' everywhere! Henchman 24
: Eh, not necessarily. You can only haunt someone you were close to in life. Henchman 21
: And you chose me? Out of everything, you chose me? Henchman 24
: Uh, before you get all teary-eyed, I could only choose between YOU, and a cocoon that is constantly getting blown up.
: Oh, shotgun! Called!
: [Waking up after partying in the Mighty Flying Cocoon
] Oh God! I don't ever want to do that again! Henchman 24
: [Feeling the same
] God; he's gonna kill us when he gets back. Henchman 21
: Oh, let him kill us. Death would be a sweet release from all of this.
] Henchman 21
: Oh, fuck it! You do it! Just make sure when you do it that it isn't loud or near my head. Brock Samson
: [Off scene, to Henchman 24
] I got an idea, Chunk!
[Camera pans to Brock and the Ventures in the jail cell
] Brock Samson
: You let me out of here and I'll kill ya. Henchman 21
: Oh, my god. What did we do? Henchman 24
: I thought I dreamed that part.
[Henchman 21 opens the door to the cell where Henchman 24 is being held
] Henchman 24
: Ah, don't knock or anything. It's not like I live with eighty guys and no women, so there is no chance I'm masturbating!