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: [to Santa
] Hey! Hands off, fat boy!
: It's really small in here. Charlie Goldfinch
: Yeah it's great isn't it? Grace Conrad
: Charlie, just because you like to compensate for your abandonment issues by stuffing yourself into small womblike spaces doesn't mean everybody does.
[everybody looks at her
] Grace Conrad
: What? My mom's a psychologist.
: Hey. Watch it, Dr. Evil. Oliver Porter
: Oh no, did I offend you? Well I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving and destruction of property all in the course of 10 minutes. Donna Malone
: Someone cooler than you'll ever be. Oliver Porter
: Oh! O-o-o-o-oh! Woo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house.
: This is so not the Christmas I had in mind. Donna Malone
: Oh, poor baby. I bet you have nice Christmases, don't you, rich kid? Where does your family go? Paris? London? Fiji? Grace Conrad
: Please. Fiji's a zoo this time of year. We go skiing in Utah. Donna Malone
: Are your folks still together? Grace Conrad
: Yes. Donna Malone
: Then I hate you. Grace Conrad
: I'm not wild about you either. Charlie Goldfinch
: Well, I love Christmas and I'm Jewish. Timothy 'Beef' Wellington
: My mom's boyfriend says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights the devil. Donna Malone
: It talks.
: If you guys get me sent back to that room, your dead! Donna Malone
: What are you gonna do, rich girl. Have your daddy hire a hit man? Grace Conrad
: Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail. Spencer Davenport
: [hiding his face behind his hand
[Grace smirks at Donna, who reacts by attacking Grace and starting a fight
] Charlie Goldfinch
: Girl fight! Girl fight! Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight!