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Hutch (Character)
from Van Wilder (2002)

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Van Wilder (2002)
Van Wilder: What is wrong with people today?
Hutch: [taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet dude, it fries their brain cells.

Hutch: I've got a plan. Let's go get fucked up.
Van Wilder: Sounds good.

Taj: [Jumps up] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
Hutch: In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light.
Taj: That's no bong... It's for my shlong.
[Hutch starts coughing and gagging]
Hutch: Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump?
[Taj nods his head]
Hutch: Oh damn!

Law Club Member: It's ridicoulous, it's preposterous, it's ludicrous... By God it's impetuous!
Hutch: So does that mean you gonna help us?
Law Club Member: Oh it's on!

Gwen: Is Van here?
Hutch: He don't want to see you.
Gwen: Excuse me?
Hutch: Look. Why don't you just leave him alone?
Sick Boy: Home-wrecker.