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: What is wrong with people today? Hutch
: [taking a hit from a bong
] It's the internet dude, it fries their brain cells.
: I've got a plan. Let's go get fucked up. Van Wilder
: Sounds good.
: [Jumps up
] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? Hutch
: In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light. Taj
: That's no bong... It's for my shlong.
[Hutch starts coughing and gagging
: Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump?
[Taj nods his head
: Oh damn!
Law Club Member
: It's ridicoulous, it's preposterous, it's ludicrous... By God it's impetuous! Hutch
: So does that mean you gonna help us? Law Club Member
: Oh it's on!
: Is Van here? Hutch
: He don't want to see you. Gwen
: Excuse me? Hutch
: Look. Why don't you just leave him alone? Sick Boy