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Mary Brien (Character)
from "Press Gang" (1989)
Spike Thomson: [theorising as to what caused the explosion in the record shop] My guess is, it was a gas leak. I was saying to this guy just before I could smell gas and he couldn't. I said it must be time for me to change my underwear.
Spike Thomson: See, you find that funny! He didn't get it! I had to spend about an hour explaining it to him! I've still got the diagram somewhere. Are you okay in there?
Mary Brien: I'm fine. Keep talking.
Spike Thomson: Anyway, the next thing I'm at the counter buying a tape for a friend. That old shopkeeper, the guy with the moustache, he's just ringing up on the till and I'm just realising that I don't have any money on me. Then, the shop blows up, and I remember thinking what a lucky break!
Mary Brien: At least you're keeping your sense of humour.
Spike Thomson: It's the last thing to go. I'm told I joke when I'm nervous.
Mary Brien: Who told you that?
Spike Thomson: Someone. Okay, a girl. Okay, a girl I go out with. Do you have to ask so many questions?
Mary Brien: Tell me about her. Keep talking.
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