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Dennis Duffy (Character)
from "30 Rock" (2006)

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"30 Rock: Subway Hero (#2.12)" (2008)
Dennis Duffy: I knew that girl was eighteen. She told me that her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn't start until college.

Michael Bloomberg: For his exceptional courage, the City of New York bestows the Bronze Medallion on Dennis Duffy.
Dennis Duffy: Thank you Mayor Bloomberger. I accept this honor on behalf of every -
Dennis Duffy: Stern Rules! Baba Booey!

"30 Rock: St. Patrick's Day (#6.12)" (2012)
Dennis Duffy: I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade and some black guy cold cocked me.
Criss: Like a security guard?
Dennis Duffy: I don't know, pal. I don't see people that way.

"30 Rock: Cooter (#2.15)" (2008)
Dennis Duffy: Prenatal vitamins. Yeah, I know what 'prenatal' means. 'Pre-', before; '-natal', ruined.

"30 Rock: Jack Meets Dennis (#1.6)" (2006)
Dennis Duffy: Technology is cyclical.

"30 Rock: The Break-Up (#1.8)" (2006)
Dennis Duffy: I'm moving into my new apartment so I've got one last thing to say to you and I'll be out of your life forever.
[reading from written letter]
Dennis Duffy: Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation", which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights.