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: What can you tell me about this can of wasted paint? Andi
: It's leaking onto your desk.
: Well, congratulations, you have just incurred the wrath of Ted.
: What, are you talking to yourself again, Sam? That is a sad, sad state of affairs, my friend. Because no one answers. Ever.
: I see a spark of the old me in you, you know that? Sam Oliver
: Please don't say that, Ted. Ted
: And that's why I am prepared to promote you to assistant manager of the plumbing department. What do you think of that, if that happens? Sam Oliver
: I think I want to stab myself.
: It's not about the ham! It's about self-respect.
: So you'll stand by Bert Wysocki's assertion that you were attacked by ninjas last night?