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: Oscar! Bernie
: Did you kill that shark? Oscar
: Yeah, Yeah. Exactly how it looked; that's how it is.
: [pretending to be Lola, put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face
] You're a nobody! Bernie
: [pretending to be Oscar, also put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face
] No wait! Lola! I'm not a nobody! I'm a weiner!
: Hello, Sykes' Whale Wash; And the price...
[Sees Don Lino chasing Oscar
: OH MY GOSH! Bernie
: Hey, you got it right.
: [on the phone
] Syke's Whale Wash! You get a whale of a wash and the price... eh... is really, really low, considering how good the wash is. Sykes
: It's "oh my gosh!" "You get a whale of a wash, and the price, oh my gosh!" Ernie
: Got it!
[the phone rings, and Ernie answers it
: Whale wash! Bernie
: Rhymes with gosh!
: [chasing the brothers off
] Get out of here, you two! Go be useless someplace else!
: [Ernie just lost at the "Sharkslayer" videogame
] You're not doing it right! I told you! Ernie
: I'm doing it! Bernie
: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger down, square, square. Ernie
: Oh, double square! Respect! Bernie
: Ernie, let me ask you a question? Ernie
: Yeah, man? Bernie
: Why is it that we can sting other people, but they have no effect on me or you?
[a tentacle of his brushes and stings Ernie, causing him to fall down screaming and twitching
: Ernie! I didn't mean it, Ernie, I didn't mean it, man... Ernie, Ernie, ohh, Ernie...
[Ernie suddenly gets up laughing
: Ernie! You made a joke! Good one, man - respect! Ernie
: Respect! Bloatfire!
[they high-five each other