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] Tabatha Bag
: Oh, the place hasn't changed a bit. Depressing as ever. T-Shirt
: Looks great to me. Tabatha Bag
: Yes, well you didn't have to spend the first four hundred years of your life here, did you? T-Shirt
: I can't wait to meet your mother. Is she anything like you? Or isn't she into biting the heads off live chickens? Tabatha Bag
: My mother's nothing like me. T-Shirt
: Things are looking up. Tabatha Bag
: Leaving home was the best move I ever made. T-Shirt
: Anybody would think you didn't like living with your mother. Tabatha Bag
: I felt like Pinocchio stuck in a lift with a wood pecker. Peck, peck, peck.
: Don't forget I'm the mum who had to change your nappies. T-Shirt
: Mumsie, remember, every mother has to do that. Mumsy Bag
: Yes, but not for thirty two years.
: T. Shirt, show this person the door. T. Shirt
: Right. This is the door, here. Nice, isn't it? Mrs. Merry
] A proper little joker you got there, Mrs! T. Bag
: A proper little pain, more like!
: What's fidgety freckle-face up to now? T. Shirt
: You mean Debbie? T. Bag
: Oh please! Don't make my headache any worse than it is already!