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T. J. Savage (Character)
from "Complete Savages" (2004)

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"Complete Savages: The Complete Savages in...'Hot Water' (#1.19)" (2005)
[after delivering the hot tub]
Sid: Just wait until you get them qaitresses up in there!
[to T.J]
Sid: This boy knows what I'm talking about!
T. J. Savage: [pause] Uh. I'm a child.
Sid: Not when you get them waitresses up in there.

Nick Savage: [Nick and Jimmy are in the hot tub with the boys behind them] - This is the life!
T. J. Savage: [Checking the tub and quietly says] - No leak so far...
Chris Savage: That glue is like having a license to break stuff.
Jimmy Savage: Hey Nick... Toss me a beer.
Nick Savage: - You got it.
[Releases he can't get hes arm off the tub's side]
Nick Savage: - I can't move...
Jimmy Savage: [Also tries] -... The hell? Neither can I!
Sam Savage: [Acting innocent] - Whats wrong?
Nick Savage: - It's like we're glued to the tub
[the boys slowly step away and attempt to get in the house]
Nick Savage: - Freeze! Why Can't we move?
Chris Savage: [the boys turn around again slowly]
[Chris makes a funny face]
Chris Savage: - 'Cause you're getting old?

"Complete Savages: Pilot (#1.1)" (2004)
Jack Savage: Why don't you ask Angela from across the street?
Chris Savage: Yeah, you love her!
Sam Savage: No, I don't!
Jack Savage: You're always staring out the window at her!
Sam Savage: No, I'm not!
Jack Savage: You put more drool on that window than the dog.
T. J. Savage: You wanna marry her!
Chris Savage: Yeah, you wanna be Mr. Angela Savage!

"Complete Savages: Saving Old Lady Riley (#1.16)" (2005)
[after finding out they have to give CPR to Mrs. Riley]
Jack Savage: T.J., come on. time to be a man.
T. J. Savage: What? No way. Ask Kyle to do it. He'll put his mouth on anything.

"Complete Savages: Almost Men in Uniform (#1.3)" (2004)
T. J. Savage: You guys are firemen! You're supposed to be smoking cigars, playing poker, swearing!
Kyle: Chasing each other with axes!
T. J. Savage: You guys are pathertic! I've seen Backdraft ten times!
[turns to fireman]
T. J. Savage: And nobody... balanced... a checkbook!