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Delbert (Character)
from "Married with Children" (1987)

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"Married with Children: High I.Q. (#6.20)" (1992)
Bud Bundy: Kel, everyone with a name tag is someone's dumb date. I'll show you. Go talk to that guy there.
[Kelly walks up to a man]
Kelly Bundy: Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.
Delbert: Hi, I'm Delbert. I'm a Los Angeles public school teacher.
Kelly Bundy: [to Bud] That doesn't prove anything. He could just be a temp or something.
Bud Bundy: Then go to that guy over there.
[Kelly walks up to another guy]
Kelly Bundy: Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.
Ralph: Hi, I'm Ralph. I'm a TV network executive.
Kelly Bundy: [to Bud] Uh-oh. But, I'm still not sold.
Bud Bundy: Look over there. Does that sell you?
[Kelly and Bud walk over to a wall on which hangs a portrait of Vice President Dan Quayle with the banner: 'Last Year's Winner' as the most stupid attendee]
Kelly Bundy: Oh my God, it's true!