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: When I'm lecturing, I expect you to listen. This is not high school. You're paying good money for an education. Marshall Nesbitt
: Well, yeah, that's the whole point. I *am* paying good money and I think you should try being a little less boring. Professor Duggan
: Excuse me? Marshall Nesbitt
: What? No . . . Professor Duggan
: No, no. Please, tell me, you think I'm *boring*? Marshall Nesbitt
: No, I don't think you're boring. It's . . . You just seem bored, you know, like *you* are bored. Professor Duggan
: [comes to a realization
] You're right, I am bored. Marshall Nesbitt
: Well, why? Why are you so bored? Professor Duggan
: I don't know. I just don't like the kids anymore.
: [gives advice to Steven about Lizzie
] All women *are* crazy. That's why I don't have any friends that are girls. Because they're crazy! Marshall Nesbitt
: Don't say that, because some girls are really great. Rachel Lindquist
: You are gonna be in hell. Marshall Nesbitt
: Maybe you like hell, right? Steven Karp
: [Lizzie approaches
] Actually, guys, be quiet, because she's actually . . . here she comes. Rachel Lindquist
: I've lived with her for one day, and I can already tell she's *crazy*. Have you seen her screensaver? It's a picture of her boyfriend's head. Marshall Nesbitt
: And one day, it's gonna be a picture of *Steven's* head. Rachel Lindquist
: I think it could be my head.
: [after shutting down the elevator the boys are in
] You're in hell! You're in my hell! Ron Garner
: Oh, my God, did you hear that, man? We're in that Boglin's hell! Marshall Nesbitt
: That little guy scares the crap out of me, you guys. Lloyd Haythe
: [yells up to Books
] Why don't you fight like a man, gnome boy?
: You're smart, and pretty... like a dolphin.
: Are you two men, or pretty little ladies? Ron Garner
: Pretty lady right here. Marshall Nesbitt
: I'm a pretty lady.