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Kirk (Character)
from House of the Dead (2003)

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House of the Dead (2003)
Greg: [pointing on a zombie in the water] Shoot it!
Capt. Victor Kirk: What do you think I am trying to do, you fucking moron?

Salish: Cap'n! Cap'n! I'm not goin'. I'm not goin'! There's evil spirits on that island!
Capt. Victor Kirk: You just get the deck lines and let me worry about the evil spirits. Okay, Salish?

Simon: What're we going to do? We don't have weapons or food. We don't have shit!
Capt. Victor Kirk: Actually, we do.

Capt. Victor Kirk: Lady needs to dine on a humble pie every once in a while.

Capt. Victor Kirk: Where ya headin', girls? Huh?
Simon: It's, uh, somewhere in the San Juans. You must know where that is, right Skipper?
Salish: [looks at map] You crazy?
[to Kirk]
Salish: They crazy!
Capt. Victor Kirk: No, I don't think so.
Simon: Excuse me?
Capt. Victor Kirk: I said forget it.
Salish: Yeah, forget it! Forget it! That means stop talkin' and start walkin'!
Simon: Why?
Salish: Why? Why? Why? They always ask why!
Capt. Victor Kirk: You know what they call this island? 'Isla del Muerte'
Salish: Muerte. That's Spanish for 'death.' In case you don't speak Mexican.
Simon: Listen, pal. I got an island to catch and if this is a lame attempt to hit me up for more cash...
Capt. Victor Kirk: No, it ain't!
Salish: There ain't enough cash in the world to make us go back there. Nah, keep the cash! Keep the cash!

Rudy: [Kirk has just opened up a crate seemingly containing only cigars] You gotta be kidding me.
Alicia: This is why you had Casper on your ass? You're smuggling Cuban cigars?
Capt. Victor Kirk: Among other things...
Jordan Casper: [Casper enters] Still hard-at-work smuggling I see, Victor.
Capt. Victor Kirk: Don't you just wish you could prove that, Jordan?
Jordan Casper: What are these, then?
Capt. Victor Kirk: [Lying] Well, funny thing is we just found them laying on the beach. Crazy, huh?

Jordan Casper: [after the crate is open] What else you got in there besides smokes, Victor? Anything useful?
Capt. Victor Kirk: Well, let me introduce you to my little friend.
[Moves cigars out of the way to reveal an arsenal of weapons]

Capt. Victor Kirk: [before blowing up the zombies] See you in hell, boys.