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Jack Trenton (Character)
from "Empty Nest" (1988)

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"Nurses: No, But I Played One on TV (#3.8)" (1993)
Jack Trenton: Oh my God, it's Chad Everett!
Paco Ortiz: I know. Doesn't he look great?
Jack Trenton: It's just makeup. You put enough of that on anybody, they'll look good.

Jack Trenton: We need a doctor!
Larry Linville: I'm not a doctor, I just played one on TV!

"Nurses: Smokin' in the Boys Room (#2.23)" (1993)
Jack Trenton: Now, how many dependants do you wish to declare? I claim eleven. That's more than the Waltons! Course, they prob'ly don't even pay taxes...

Jack Trenton: Oh, but I've made some bad investments too. Diet Scotch. What was I thinking? Drunk people don't care if they're fat!

"Nurses: Intruders (#3.3)" (1993)
Nurse Annie Roland: Now where have you been? I've got work for your convict butt to do.
Jack Trenton: Hey, I'm not here to take orders from you!
Nurse Annie Roland: No, you're here because you were convicted by a jury of your peers.

"Nurses: Send in the Gowns (#3.2)" (1993)
Jack Trenton: The important thing here is that I gave you the rope and you stabbed me in the back with it.

"Nurses: Jumpin' Jack Flash (#2.24)" (1993)
Jack Trenton: You know, I'm getting sick and tired of your stupid little game of Bedpans and Broomsticks, Cruella!