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: Mr. D'Arcy, shall I continues to charge the lap dances on your wife's credit card? Jefferson D'Arcy
: Sure, Iqbal. After all, it's her anniversary too.
: And now a man whose selfless devotion to nudity is an inspiration to us all, Al Bundy! Al Bundy
: Thank you. Tonight's contestants will be judged by two categories, the left one and the right one. Jefferson D'Arcy
: And in the event of a tie, the winner will be decided by peanut butter wrestling. Griff
: Oh there will be a tie and Griff's got the Jif.
: Officer's Dan and Stan, what can I do for you? Officer Dan
: We got a call about an indecent sex act being performed here on-stage. Iqbal
: I assure you officers, I do not allow or have indecent sex acts in my establishment. Officer Dan
: Then get one! Officer stan
: We didn't ditch that drug stakeout for nothing.