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Iqbal (Character)
from "Married with Children" (1987)

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"Married with Children: The Agony and the Extra C (#10.18)" (1996)
Iqbal: Mr. D'Arcy, shall I continues to charge the lap dances on your wife's credit card?
Jefferson D'Arcy: Sure, Iqbal. After all, it's her anniversary too.

"Married with Children: Live Nude Peg (#11.17)" (1997)
Iqbal: And now a man whose selfless devotion to nudity is an inspiration to us all, Al Bundy!
Al Bundy: Thank you. Tonight's contestants will be judged by two categories, the left one and the right one.
Jefferson D'Arcy: And in the event of a tie, the winner will be decided by peanut butter wrestling.
Griff: Oh there will be a tie and Griff's got the Jif.

"Married with Children: Turning Japanese (#10.21)" (1996)
Iqbal: Officer's Dan and Stan, what can I do for you?
Officer Dan: We got a call about an indecent sex act being performed here on-stage.
Iqbal: I assure you officers, I do not allow or have indecent sex acts in my establishment.
Officer Dan: Then get one!
Officer stan: We didn't ditch that drug stakeout for nothing.