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: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.
: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's... Jessie
: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you. Woody
: How did you know that? Jessie
: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
[right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct
: Prospector?'! Woody
: You're outta your box! Stinky Pete the Prospector
: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
[Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV
[Buster the dog is barking and trying to leave Andy's room
: Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time? Jessie
: That critter needs help!
[Yodels, jumps onto the small car track, and lands onto the door handle to Andy's room, opening it to let Buster out
] Buzz Lightyear
: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go. Jessie
: [brings him back
] Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!
: You callin' me a liar? Woody
: Well, if the boot fits. Jessie
: Say that again. Woody
: [slowly enunciating
] If the boot-tah fits!
: [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed
] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie. Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we? Woody
: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you? Jessie
: Prospector, this isn't fair! Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
[Throws his box back into his display case
: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off
] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone! Stinky Pete the Prospector
: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky. Woody
: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM! Jessie
: Big deal!
[shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody
: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll. Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.
[Woody flings his pull string onto a point onto the upper point of the nearby wheel of the plane he and Jessie are hanging off like a lasso, and comes up with an idea
: Jessie, let go of the plane! Jessie
: What? Are you crazy? Woody
: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup"! Jessie
: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it! Woody
: Well, then, let's find out together!
[Both let go, swing like a rope, and land atop Bullseye, still galloping after them down the runway with Buzz
: [after successfully making it off the Plane heading to Japan
] We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
[in the cargo hold of the plane to go to Japan, Woody finds Jessie rolled up in a corner of the green case
: [deep voice
] Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight. Jessie
: [Hugs Woody
] Woody. Woody
: Come on Jessie. It's time to take you home. Jessie
: But, what if Andy doesn't like me. Woody
: Oh sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a Little Sister. Jessie
: He does? Why didn't you say so?
Stinky Pete the Prospector
: [Woody and Jessie have gotten into a fight over who turned the TV on, waking up Al in the process who'd been holding onto Woody's severed arm
] Jessie, Woody, stop this at once!
[gasps as he and his box tip over face down, then Jessie and Bullseye push it up again
] Stinky Pete the Prospector
: I don't know how that television turned on. But fighting about it isn't helping anything. Woody
] If I had both my arms... Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Well the fact is, you don't, Woody. So I suggest you just wait till morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm... Woody
: And then I'm outta here!
: Oh, no, no, Bullseye, don't take it that way. It's just that Andy... Jessie
: [pets Bullseye and walks away
] Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about.
[Woody shows his boot to the rest of the Roundup Gang, with Andy's name on it, much to their shock
: [panicking to herself
] No, can't go. I can't do storage again, I just can't! I won't go back in the dark! Stinky Pete the Prospector
] Jessie, Jessie. Woody
: What's the matter? What's wrong with her? Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Well, we've been waiting in storage for a long time waiting for you. Woody
: Why me? Stinky Pete the Prospector
: The museum's only interested in the collection if *you're* in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple. Jessie
] It's not fair! How can you do this to us? Woody
: Hey look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. See, I was in this yard sale and... Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner? Woody
: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when... Stinky Pete the Prospector
: [Noticing Woody's torn arm
] Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you? Woody
: Yes, but... No, no, no, no, no! It was... was an accident. I mean... Jessie
] Sounds like he *really* loves you. Woody
: It's not like that, okay? And I'm not going to any museum! Jessie
: Well, I'm not going back into *storage*!
[Slinky staring and growling at Bullseye in the eyes
: You leave him alone, Springy Dog! Jessie
: [Slinky then traps and ties Jessie and Bullseye around with his spring
] Hey! Slinky Dog
: Quick! Grab Woody and let's go.
: [Having dealt with the Prospector
] Happy trails Prospector.
[Slinky and the Other Toys struggle to help Jessie and Bullseye out of the Suitcase, who Woody insisted to come along with them, but they're reaching the end of the line
] Slinky Dog
: Uh Guys? We could use a 'Lil Help over here.
[Bullseye already managed to get out
: Oh no, Jessie!
[the Suitcase slips down to the Ground Support Equipment at the Runway below with Jessie in it
: [Hanging out from the Suitcase in Dispair
[the driver of the GSE puts Jessie back into the Suitcase, and loads it up
: [With help off Buzz and Bullseye, parodying his line on Woody's Roundup
] Run like the Wind Bullseye!
[the three of them jump out onto the Runway and chase after the Ground Support Vehicle with the Suitcase containing Jessie
: [after having met the Rest of the Roundup Gang in Al's Apartment
] OK I'm officially freaked out now. Stinky Pete the Prospector
: [as the Roundup Gang walk over to Woody
] Oh we've waited Countless Years for this day! It's good to see you Woody. Woody
: Listen, I don't know what... hey! How do you you know my name? Jessie
: Everyone knows your name, *Woody*.
[Woody pauses for a moment
] Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Why you don't know who you are! Bullseye?
[Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup Brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement
: Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
: I should have seen this coming! It's Emily all over again!
: Hogtie the mailman! We gotta get you home before Andy leaves tomorrow!
[Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks
] Mr. Potato Head
: [laughs evily
] Ah, ha ha ha! Money, money, money!
[Woody lassoes a rope to grab the money from Mr. Potato Head's hands, then trips him
: You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart! Mr. Potato Head
: Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man!
[Mrs. Potato Head jumps onto the train, giving karate yells
: One-Eyed Betty?
[Mrs. Potato Head chases Woody across the train tops, then uses nunchucks to knock him off. As the Potato Heads look and laugh evily, Woody suddenly reappears, riding Bullseye with Jessie
: I think you dropped something, mister! Mr. Potato Head
: Jessie? Woody
: Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line! Mr. Potato Head
: I always wanted to go out with a bang!
[Mr. Potato Head presses a button on a remote, causing dynamite to blow up the bridge
: Oh, no! Woody
: The orphans!
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train
] Mr. Potato Head
: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
[Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette
: Ooh! Mr. Potato Head
: It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off
: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon
] Buzz Lightyear
: Glad I could catch the train! Woody
: Now let's catch some criminals! Buzz Lightyear
: To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily
: [pointing at the sky
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter
: Reach for the sky! Mr. Potato Head
: You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens
: Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs! Jessie
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something
] Rex the Green Dinosaur
: Huh? Buzz Lightyear
: [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop
] Evil Dr. Porkchop! Hamm the Piggy Bank
: That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship
] Young Andy
: [as Woody
] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge! Young Andy
: [as Buzz
] Woody, no! It'll kill you! Young Andy
: [as Woody
] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground
Rex the Green Dinosaur
: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day? Lotso
: All day long! Five days a week. Jessie
: But what happens when the kids grow up? Lotso
: Well now, I'll tell you.
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years
: When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak! Jessie
: Yee-haw! Mrs. Potato Head
: It's a miracle! Mr. Potato Head
: And you wanted us to stay at Andy's! Woody
: Because we're Andy's toys! Lotso
: [walks over
] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more. Woody
: Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa... Lotso
: Now let's get you settled in.
: Buzz! We're your friends! Buzz Lightyear
: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.
: You'll be okay in the attic? Jessie
: Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode. Buzz Lightyear
: My what?
[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish
] Buzz Lightyear
: That wasn't me, was it? Jessie
: Buzz, you're back! Buzz Lightyear
] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go? Woody
: Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.
: Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I - I was wrong... Mr. Potato Head
: Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
: Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night... Jessie
] In the BOX. We GET it.
[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane
: At ease Soldier!
: Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you? Buzz Lightyear
: Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?
[the toys are trapped in the incinerator
: Buzz! What do we do?
[Buzz takes hold of Jessie's hand
[while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms
] Buzz Lightyear
] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me. Jessie
: Just go with it, Buzz.
[Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch
: That Barbie has nice handwriting! Jessie
: Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.
[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time
] Spanish Buzz
: ¡Ven conmigo! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg!
[Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and together we will fight the evil Zurg!
: [Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him
] Woody! Thank goodness! Woody
: C'mon! We're almost there!
[the rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion
] Spanish Buzz
: ¡El Vaquero!
: Remember your training. Jessie
: I don't have any training.
: Where are you going? Mr. Potato Head
: We're at a motel. I'm checking out the amenities. You know, the free stuff? Little soaps, shower caps, shampoo, conditioner. Mr. Pricklepants
: I wouldn't do that if I were you. In horror movies the first to leave is usually the first to get it. Woody
: Potato Head, don't leave the bag. A motel is one of the easiest places for a toy to get lost. Mr. Potato Head
: Ah, shut your worry hole. Nobody's getting lost. Besides, I promissed Hamm I'd bring him something nice. Jessie
: Where are you guys going? Trixie
: We're gonna see the free stuff. Mr. Pricklepants
: And if something does happen to the potato, I wouldn't want to miss it.
: So what happens next? Mr. Pricklepants
: Usually this is the point of the story where the characters are picked off one by one.
[He is snatched by an unseen force
: Uh, where's Pricklepants? Rex
: Aah! He was right here! What are we going to do? He was the only one who knew what the heck is going oooo...
: When Combat Carl is in a jam, he says to himself, "Combat Carl never gives up. Combat Carl finds a way." Now say it! Jessie
: Combat Carl never gives up... Combat Carl
: You're not Combat Carl! Jessie
: Oh! Jessie never gives up! Jessie finds a way!
: Uh, where's Potato Head? Woody
: Oh, no. Mr. Pricklepants
: Oh, it appears the monster has returned to claim one last victim. Jessie
: No, he's not. He's right over there. Mr. Potato Head
: [to his arm
] Oh, I missed you, baby! We'll never be separated again.
[the car hits a bump, Mr. Potato Head's parts all fall off
] Mr. Potato Head
: Aw, nuts.
] Mr. Pricklepants
: Group laughter. A sure sign that the worst is behind us. Rex
: So, it's the end? Mr. Pricklepants
: Yes. I believe they'd be running the credits just about now.
[Cut to end credits
[Jessie has just met Combat Carl
] Combat Carl
: Combat Carl's seen things. Horrible things. Combat Carl's learned you gotta keep movin'. Or else, they find you! Jessie
] Are *you* Combat Carl?
[Woody, Buzz and Jessie find Mr. Potato Head's arm, holding up its index finger
: It's Potato Head's arm. Looks like he's trying to tell us something. Buzz Lightyear
: It must be some kind of sign language. Woody
: Let's see... one... One word? Buzz Lightyear
: One syllable? Woody
: Once upon a time! Buzz Lightyear
: One plus one is two! Jessie
] Uh, guys? I think he's pointing up.
[She points up to an air duct
: Oh, up. Buzz Lightyear
: Yes, of course. Up.
: [sees Woody
] It's you, it's you, it's really you! The prospector! He'll wanna meet ya!
: [to Buzz
] Howdy Space Ranger!
: Don't worry, Trixie. I'm sure you'll be a dinosaur next time. Rex
: Andy used to play with me as a dinosaur all the time. Mr. Potato Head
: Me too. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Trixie
: Then how would I know? Mr. Potato Head
: Good point.
: So, how was the playdate? Woody
: Oh, nothing much. Just a crash landing on another planet. Buzz Lightyear
: Reptilian people, hand to hand combat... Rex
: And I was a lumbering mindless automaton! Mr. Potato Head
: Well, that part adds up.
: Hi, everybody! We're home! Woody
: Hey, welcome back! How was Poultry Pal... Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers? Mini Buzz
: [emerging from Bonnie's backpack
] I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace! Jessie
: Uh, what happened to Buzz? Rex
: He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink! Mini Buzz
: Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. Say, when's the playtime start around here? Woody
: All right, where's the real Buzz?