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: What the fuck was that? Rachel Samstat
: He has cancer. Mark Forman
: Bullshit. Rachel Samstat
: Mark. Mark Forman
: It's bullshit! Rachel Samstat
: People don't lie about things like that. Mark Forman
: Contractors lie about everything. What'd he say, "I have cancer"? Rachel Samstat
: Exactly. Mark Forman
: Well, he probable meant that "he" has cancer. Rachel Samstat
: Who? Mark Forman
: How do I know? Someone. I don't know. His father. Rachel Samstat
: His father's dead.
: He has an unlisted address. Rachel Samstat
: What are you talking about? Mark Forman
: Oh, well, it's the latest thing. Rachel Samstat
: What kind of person has an unlisted address? Mark Forman
: I'll tell you what kind person. The kind that doesn't want to be dead. The kind people are trying to kill all the time. Rachel Samstat
: Why are you angry at me for? Mark Forman
: I'm not angry at you. Rachel Samstat
: Then what you shouting at me for? Mark Forman
: Because you're the only one that's here.
: My wife's name was Kimberley. One of the first Kimberleys. Rachel Samstat
: My husband had hamsters. Mark Forman
: Me too. Rachel Samstat
: Not as a grownup you didn't. He had hamsters named Arnold and Shirley. And he was always whipping up little salads for them in the Slice-O-Matic and buying them extremely small sweaters at a pet boutique in Rego Park. Also, there was a certain amount of talking in squeaky voices. Mark Forman
: Both of you? Rachel Samstat
: Well, he was Arnold... and I was Shirley.
: When we're married, I want this once a week. Rachel Samstat
: I'm never getting married again. I don't believe in marriage. Mark Forman
: Neither do I.
: It's just that there's no door to the kitchen. Contractor Laszlo
: The back door. Mark Forman
: The back door. Yes. It's true. You can get into the kitchen... through the back door. This, we know is a kitchen. But you can't get inside the house from the kitchen! Now, how the fuck did this happen? Rachel Samstat
: Mark. For God's sake. Laszlo, we thought that you could put a door here. Contractor Laszlo
: She's a piece of cake. He's a piece of cake. Rachel Samstat
: It's a piece of cake. Contractor Laszlo
: You are Hungarian? Rachel Samstat
: No. You are Hungarian. Contractor Laszlo
: Yes. Rachel Samstat
: Yes. Hungarians have no pronouns. Mark Forman
: Apparently they don't have fucking doors, either. Contractor Laszlo
: She is very angry at me. Rachel Samstat
: He is very angry at you. Yes.
: [taking a very pregnant Rachel to the hospital
] Just keep breathing, you can do it. Rachel Samstat
] I don't want to do it, honey. Can't we get somebody else to do it?