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: Let's, uh, let's talk about you. Helen said you were a linguist. Laura Dalton
: Yes, I translate things. It's all pretty boring. Mike Selway
: Oh, no, I'm sure it's not. What are you translating at the moment? Laura Dalton
: A German textbook on urinary infections.
: You know I've always envied your intelligence. Dad used to say, "Helen, you've got the beauty but your sister's got the brains." Laura Dalton
: How *dare* you stand there in your Janet Reger underwear and tell me I'm cleverer than you are? Helen Barker
: Well, you are! Laura Dalton
: Well, I don't want to be cleverer than you are! I want to stand there in Janet Reger underwear!
: Laura, do you practice conversation-killers like that? Laura Dalton
: I don't have any small talk. I don't even have any medium talk. Just let me go round offering the sausages and I won't ever refer to them again as dead pigs.
: I don't like obscene telephone calls, so I'm going to hang up now, because if I go on any longer this is going to become one.
: I definitely think Madam would turn heads. Laura Dalton
: People asphyxiating usually do. It's no good, I've got to get out of it. And bring your crowbar.
: You're not Women's Lib, are you? Laura Dalton
: No! Well, not unless it suits me.
: It's a knack, making something out of nothing, and I haven't got it. Laura Dalton
: You weren't looking for a contradiction, were you?
[Laura is high on nitrous oxide from the dentist
] Laura Dalton
: Do you know where I'd like to go? Torquay. Mike Selway
: No, not tonight. Laura Dalton
: I knew a little dog in Torquay. He could hear perfectly well with his one ear.