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Mayor (Character)
from "The Powerpuff Girls" (1998)

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"The Powerpuff Girls: I See a Funny Cartoon in Your Future/Octi Gone (#6.10)" (2004)
Blossom: You've been locked out since Wednesday? But, Mayor, it's Saturday. Why did you wait so long to call?
Mayor: My cell phone calling plan has free weekend minutes.

Narrator: And with that, the girls were off... faster than you could say "Professor Utonium."
Mayor: Professor Uton...
Girls: We're here, Mayor!
Mayor: Well, I'll be. I couldn't finish saying it.

Narrator: Regardless of how the Mayor handles his civic duties, the girls still had a job to do. And with that, they were off faster than you could say "bad television."
Mayor: Bad televi...
Girls: Later, Mayor!
Mayor: Darn it!

Mayor: You were right, Ms. Bellum. The pickle patch is great! Especially on cold turkey sandwiches.

Buttercup: Wait! Wait! Wait! Let me get this straight. You asked a psychic for decisions on municipal issues?
Mayor: No, no, of course not. That would be silly. I got advice from a dead relative.

Narrator: And the Mayor was let back into Townsville faster than you could say, "open sesame."
Mayor: Open sesa...
Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup: Here you go, Mayor.
Mayor: Shoot!

Madame Argentina: A good medium never reveals her secrets.
Mayor: I thought it was musician.
Madame Argentina: Whatever.

Mayor: And now a word from our sponsor.
Sara Bellum: Eating pickles again, Mayor?
Mayor: I can't help it Ms. Sara Bellum. I'm addicted, that's what I am.
Sara Bellum: Then you should try the Pickle Patch.
Mayor: The what?
Sara Bellum: The Pickle Patch, and go cold turkey.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Candy Is Dandy/Catastrophe (#3.8)" (2000)
[the Mayor is being held over Townsville Hall]
Mayor: Say! I can see my house from here!

Mayor: Powerpuff Girls, the city's being devoured! And whatever it is, it's very close! It's in the office...
Blossom: What?
Mayor: Okay, now there's a giant claw... it's very big and it's snapping.
Blossom: Hold tight, Mayor. We're on our way!
Mayor: Okay, I'll hold.

Mayor: Thanks to you girls, Townsville is safe. And my hat is back in its proper place. How can I ever repay you for saving the day?
Blossom: No payment necessary, Mayor.
Buttercup: We were just doing our job.
Bubbles: We're superheroes!
Mayor: Yes, but I'm the Mayor! How about a statue? Powerpuff Girls Day?
[the girls shake their heads]
Mayor: No? Well, then at least take some candy.
Blossom: Thanks, Mayor, but the Professor says we aren't allowed to have any...
[Bubbles and Buttercup reach for some candy]
Blossom: Hey! Well, okay. Maybe this one piece won't hurt.

Mayor: Candy doesn't grow on trees, you know!

Girls: Mayor?
Buttercup: We brought your candy back.
Bubbles: And Mojo too! See? He... wasn't... really... bad after all. It...
Blossom: We're sorry, Mayor.
Bubbles: We want to apologize.
Blossom: Okay, you don't have to look at us, but at least hear us out. You see, we convinced Mojo to commit crimes.
Buttercup: Then we could save the day...
Bubbles: ...and get rewarded with candy.
Blossom: But then Mojo and the candy got the better of us.
Buttercup: We were out of control
Bubbles: We're sorry.
Mayor: And you yelled at me!
Girls: We're sorry.
Mayor: You poor girls, caught up in all that!
Blossom: So you forgive us?
Mayor: Well, you did make a mistake, but you realized what wrong you caused and set things right by telling the truth. And for that, you deserve a reward!
Blossom: Oh, Mayor, after all the trouble we caused?
Mayor: All righty, if that's the way you feel.
Blossom: Maybe just one piece.

The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002)
Blah-Blah Blah-Blah: I, uh uh, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, shall uh, create a sauce of chaos a-a-a-and stir up trouble with a destructive force known as uh-uh-uh-uh The Tormato.
Mojo Jojo: Tormahto?
Mayor: Tor-may-to.

Mayor: There he is, officers! He's in cahoots with those three pickle cart killers! Cucumber crushers! Vinegar varlets! Dill-stroyers! Why, it just ain't kosher!

Hacha Chacha: [Singing] My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my spiel / A diabolical plan with lots of ap-peel / Spreading out bananas far and wide / And fixing up the folks for a slippery slide.
Mayor: That's catchy.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Seed No Evil/City of Clipsville (#5.10)" (2003)
Bubbles: Do you have any memories, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: Oh, for shoot! I got loads of them! How about the time I came over to your house and hung out in your closet and remembered stuff?
Blossom: You mean, now?
Mayor: Oh.

Bubbles: What are you doing in our closet, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: You mean we're not in my house.
Buttercup: Sorry, Mayor.
Mayor: Well, that explains all the cool furniture.

Bubbles: The Mayor has a seed.
Buttercup: Is that the guy taking your seeds, Mayor?
Blossom: Mayor, you could have mentioned the caveman and mastadon when you called before.
Mayor: Oh, was that important?

"The Powerpuff Girls: Insect Inside/Powerpuff Bluff (#1.2)" (1998)
Mayor: Oh! Oh! Oh, my! Roaches are encroaching on my town!
Mayor: What to do? What to do?
Sara Bellum: Excuse me, Mr. Mayor. Don't you think you should make... the call?
Mayor: Oh, yes, yes. Good thinking, Ms. Sara Bellum. Call... the exterminator!
Sara Bellum: No, sir.
[pointing to the Powerpuff hotline]
Sara Bellum: The other call.

Mayor: Well done, girls! I knew you were innocent all along!
Narrator: Yeah right.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Criss Cross Crisis (#3.3)" (2000)
[a failed experiment on Prof. Utonium's part causes everyone in Townsville to switch bodies]
Mayor: [in Bubbles' body] Help! We have an emergency situation here!
Professor Utonium: [in Buttercup's body] We know, Mayor, we've swapped bodies.
Mayor: [in Bubbles' body] No, no, no! I've got a run in my stocking.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Mo Job/Pet Feud (#2.8)" (2000)
Blossom: [on the phone] Hello?
Mayor: Hi Blossom!
Blossom: Hi, Mayor. How are you?
Mayor: Oh, I'm doing just great. Just great.
Ms. Bellum: [yelling in the background] Whaddya mean just great? What about that giant fur bag that's eating the town? Why do you think you called the girls in the first place? The town is in trouble. WE NEED THEIR HELP!
Mayor: Blossom, could you please speak up? Ms. Bellum is yelling.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Sun Scream/The City of Frownsville (#6.5)" (2004)
Buttercup: What's happening?
Bubbles: We're breaking!
Professor Utonium: No you're not. You're just pealing.
Mayor: You mean "unappealing"! THAT'S unappealing.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Bubblevicious/The Bare Facts (#1.9)" (1999)
Blossom: Mr. Mayor, you had written an elaborate note telling Ms. Bellum that you'd gone home to write your election speech.
Mayor: I did? How smart of me!
Blossom: That's not what I mean! See, you didn't actually write the note.
Mayor: But you just said I wrote the note!
Blossom: Ms. Bellum said that you couldn't have possibly written the note because she writes all of your speeches.
Mayor: Ms. Bellum wrote the note?
Blossom: No! Neither you nor Ms. Bellum wrote the note!
Mayor: Then who wrote the note? I'm sorry, Blossom, but this is all terribly confusing.
Blossom: I knew that there was only one evil menacing character cunning enough to do this.
Bubbles: Mojo Jojo!
Mayor: Mojo Jojo?
Girls: [All three Powerpuff Girls, in unison] Yes! Yes!
Mayor: Mojo Jojo wrote my speech? I'll have to thank him!

"The Powerpuff Girls: Boogie Frights/Abracadaver (#1.5)" (1998)
Mayor: My favorite hat's been ruined. And, oh yeah, Townsville's under attack by an evil demented zombie magician.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Cat Man Do/Impeach Fuzz (#1.10)" (1999)
Mayor: FUZZY! You can throw away my things, and I don't mind the hay on the floor, and the chicken wire's a nice touch, and I kinda like that beat-up old flivver. But no one, I mean no one, wears my mayorin' hat! \ Now give it back!

"The Powerpuff Girls: Nuthin' Special/Neighbor Hood (#6.9)" (2004)
Bubbles: I guess I shouldn't believe everything I see on TV.
Mayor: No, Bubbles, no. Don't say that! Television is your friend. Television is never wrong, and you should always listen to it and do whatever it says.
Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup: [hypnotically] Yes. Television. All hail the great and all-knowing television.

"The Powerpuff Girls: The Powerpuff Girls' Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever/Just Desserts (#2.10)" (2000)
Blossom: Hello?
Mayor: Blossom! It's the Mayor. Mojo Jojo has just unleashed a giant alligator upon Townsville! Oh, save us!
Blossom: [suddenly very sad] Ohh, do we have to?... Okay.
Narrator: [just as depressed as Blossom] The city of Townsville, and it's sunny. Playtime is over, so once again the day will be saved for real, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Ohh, I wanted to be Bubbles!

"The Powerpuff Girls: Slave the Day/Los Dos Mojos (#2.6)" (1999)
Blossom, Buttercup: [Townsville is supposedly under attack from Mojo Jojo, but Blossom and Buttercup, while searching for Bubbles, discovers that Mojo Jojo, wet and naked with a towels around his brain and waist, is not in the tank that is terrorizing Townsville. The fake Mojo turns out to be Bubbles]
Blossom, Buttercup: Bubbles?
Narrator: Bubbles?
Mayor: The Bubbles?
Talking Dog: Bubbles?
Crowd: Bubbles?
Mojo Jojo: Bubbles.
Bubbles: [as Mojo Jojo, thinking she is him] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahaha!
Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat and reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!

"The Powerpuff Girls: Reeking Havoc/Live and Let Dynamo (#5.17)" (2004)
Mayor: Girls, we have a situation of gastronomic proportions!
Buttercup: What exactly did he say?
Blossom: Some mumbo jumbo about a monster, a revolting stench - I don't know.
Bubbles: Maybe the mayor wasn't talking about that?

"The Powerpuff Girls: That's Not My Baby!/Simian Says (#6.4)" (2004)
Ms. Bellum: I'd love to take care of that baby, girls, but I already have a baby to take care of.
Bubbles: You have a baby?
Mayor: Waah! Why can't we name Main Street after me?
Ms. Bellum: As you can see, girls, a big baby.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Beat Your Greens/Down 'n Dirty (#2.4)" (1999)
Mayor: Do you think I'm blind? Of course I smell it.

"The Powerpuff Girls: Monstra-city/Shut the Pup Up (#5.3)" (2003)
Mayor: Now, how's that cookie? You know, Mrs. Mayor made those from scratch.
Talking Dog: Well, I've had better chips from a litter box, which puts them right near the top. You got to give an old lady credit for trying.