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Quotes for
Spaz (Character)
from Meatballs (1979)

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Meatballs (1979)
Larry Finkelstein: [talking about Spaz and Jackie] How did you make out?
Spaz: Well, we just kind of talked.
Larry Finkelstein: You had her in the woods and you just talked? You didn't do anything. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
Spaz: I, um, held her hand when we walked home.
Larry Finkelstein: Held her hand? Spaz, you're on your way! Held her hand. In the woods! And it was dark!
Spaz: Yeah.

Spaz: What's cookin' good lookin'?
Girl Camper: Your fly's undone.
[laugh]
Tripper: Hey Spaz, I was watchin' you out there. Looked like you had a chance there for a second.

Spaz: [muffled] I'm getting a boner!
Larry Finkelstein: What?
[removes his hand covering Spaz's mouth]
Spaz: I SAID I'M GETTING A BONER!