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Morgan Matthews (Character)
from "Boy Meets World" (1993)

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"Boy Meets World: On the Fence (#1.2)" (1993)
Morgan Matthews: [sitting on the kitchen counter on the phone with 911] I'm stuck here. My parents are outside fighting.
[pause]
Morgan Matthews: Hold on, let me check. Mommy! What's our address?
Mr. George Feeny: [from outside] You're drowning my florabundas!
Morgan Matthews: They just shot the neighbor!

Cory Matthews: [Trying to convince his mother to buy him an expensive water gun] Say the living room bursts into flames.
Morgan Matthews: Why?
Cory Matthews: I don't know. Maybe lightning hit it.
Morgan Matthews: Why?
Cory Matthews: Because it was attracted by the metal plate in your head.
Cory Matthews: [to Amy] and you can't get out because your legs are broken. What will you do?
Morgan Matthews: Why are her legs broken?
Cory Matthews: Because she tripped over your dead body.

[Eric is standing in front of the counter, wearing an apron; Morgan is sitting on the counter, tying his apron]
Morgan Matthews: One bunny ear... goes around the other bunny ear.
Eric Matthews: Will you just tie the bow? I'm late for the market. Dad's going to kill me!
Morgan Matthews: I don't know how to tie a bow.
Eric Matthews: [turns around, annoyed] So, why did you tell me you did?
Morgan Matthews: [happily] 'Cause I'm self-confident.


"Boy Meets World: Cory's Alternative Friends (#1.4)" (1993)
Morgan Matthews: Mommy, if my dolly is cold can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy Matthews: No, honey. That would be a mistake.
Morgan Matthews: Mommy?
Amy Matthews: What?
Morgan Matthews: I made a mistake.

Morgan Matthews: [to Amy] I don't like my new dolly. She's not wearing a pretty dress.
Amy Matthews: Well, honey, she's a businesswoman. I mean, this dolly has gone to college, has a good job and doesn't need Ken to support her.


"Boy Meets World: A Kiss Is More Than a Kiss (#3.14)" (1996)
Cory: [Morgan Matthews hadn't been seen for eight months and eight days at this point when it originally aired] You know, why can't you guys learn from Morgan? She is a great sister. I mean, she stays in her room, you don't hear from her, you don't see her, and best of all, she stays out of my personal life.
Morgan Matthews: [Comes down the stairs] So, the rumor upstairs is you got a date.
Cory: Morgan, long time, no see!
Morgan Matthews: Yeah, that was the longest timeout I've ever had!

Amy Matthews: Are you here now?
Morgan Matthews: Yeah.
Amy Matthews: Were you here before?
Morgan Matthews: No. I was in my room for a *really* long time.


"Boy Meets World: It's Not You... It's Me (#5.3)" (1997)
Amy Matthews: Cor, it's six o'clock. You're in your pajamas. Is everything okay?
Cory Matthews: I don't wanna talk about it.
Morgan Matthews: Cory and Shawn had a fight. Shawn dumped him.
Cory Matthews: Now, nobody got dumped. We just agreed not to see each other for awhile.
Morgan Matthews: You believed that?

Amy Matthews: Someone from school called. A Lionel.
Morgan Matthews: [to Cory] Is that your new boyfriend?
Cory Matthews: He-he's just this guy from school. If he calls again, just tell him I'm not home.
Morgan Matthews: That's no way to treat him! He'll dump you too!


"Boy Meets World: Pairing Off (#2.2)" (1994)
Amy Matthews: OK, Morgan, soccer practice. Remember what we learned last week?
Morgan Matthews: Don't kick the coach.

Eric Matthews: Hey Weasel, you wanna move your stuff off the table? We gotta cram for the math test tomorrow.
Morgan Matthews: My name's not Weasel, it's Morgan.
Eric Matthews: I thought you liked it when I called you Weasel.
Morgan Matthews: I've never liked it. You like it so much, it's your name now... Weasel.


"Boy Meets World: They're Killing Us (#7.6)" (1999)
Morgan Matthews: I was very selfish and inconsiderate yesterday. This is your wedding so I'm going to tell you the truth.
[Morgan turns to Shawn - smiles then turns back to Topanga]
Morgan Matthews: YOUR FRIENDS ARE STINKING LIARS! SHAWN PAID THEM 50 BUCKS EACH! AND I WOULDN'T USE THIS DRESS TO WIPE MY A...
[Alan puts his hand over Morgan's mouth, and drags her away]

Topanga Lawrence: Cut the crap. At least Morgan was honest. Well that's it. If you guys can't put on these dresses and get caught up in the magic of my southern belle wedding then... Who needs y'all?
Morgan Matthews: You're from Philadelphia, stupid!


"Boy Meets World: Turnaround (#2.12)" (1994)
Morgan Matthews: Here she comes!
Shawn Hunter: Wow, she looks just like Becky.
Becky Scholtz: I am Becky.

Cory Matthews: [Cory hands Morgan a picture of a woman he and Shawn created by cutting up fashion magazines] All right, Morgan, go bring this upstairs to Ingrid and Becky.
Morgan Matthews: She's scary looking.
Cory Matthews: Boys like that.
Amy Matthews: Boys shouldn't like that. Look at these women, they're starved. They've had lifts and implants. All just to make them look like some idiotic male fantasy image of women. Where did you find pictures like these?
Cory Matthews: In the magazines on your nightstand.
Amy Matthews: Oh, you didn't open the drawer, did you?


"Boy Meets World: Shallow Boy (#4.5)" (1996)
Morgan Matthews: [singing one of Corrina's songs] And he doesn't like girls 'cuz he's afraid of them, afraid of them, I think he likes boys if you know what I'm saying.

Morgan Matthews: You're only making me go to bed early because I'm your sister.
Cory Matthews: No, I'm making you go to bed because I'm your brother.


"Boy Meets World: The Father/Son Game (#1.11)" (1993)
Morgan Matthews: I've been up since 6:00.
Amy Matthews: [looking at Morgan's cereal] What is this? Sugar-coated... sugar?
Morgan Matthews: I'm feeling very perky!
Amy Matthews: Come on, Morgan, let's get you into bed.
Morgan Matthews: How come? How come? How come, how come, how come?
Amy Matthews: Because if we hurry, we might just make it before the coma.
Morgan Matthews: Coma? Coma? Coma, coma, coma?
[Amy takes her upstairs]
Alan Matthews: Don't waste this, honey. Have her paint the house.


"Boy Meets World: Ain't College Great? (#6.3)" (1998)
Morgan Matthews: Yeah, come on, guys, let's go. Time is money. See you in four years.
[she starts to leave the room]
Cory: I'll miss you, Morgan.
Morgan Matthews: That's not fair!
[she runs into a hug with Cory]


"Boy Meets World: Boys II Mensa (#1.6)" (1993)
Amy Matthews: [Morgan's dressed as a zombie] There were no Cinderella costumes?
Eric Matthews: Hundreds of them.
Amy Matthews: And you had to choose axe in the head here?
Alan Matthews: It's the last one.
Alan Matthews: Ooh! Nice hanging eyeball!
Amy Matthews: I wanted Morgan to choose her own costume.
Eric Matthews: She did choose it, Mom, she wanted to be a zombie.
Alan Matthews: Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't even know what a zombie was.
Morgan Matthews: The undead are cool!


"Boy Meets World: Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do (#2.15)" (1995)
Alan Matthews: Wendy, uh don't you think think, that, um, raising three children on Cory's $5.00 a week allowance might be a little stressful during the holidays?
[laughs]
Wendy: Mr. Matthews, we're not gonna get married anytime soon. We both have a lot of growing up to do.
Alan Matthews: Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that.
Cory Matthews: Mm. Let her finish.
Wendy: We're just grow up together!
Cory Matthews: [to Alan] You wanna go outside again?
Morgan Matthews: When you and Cory get married, will you be my sister?
Wendy: That's right!
Alan Matthews: Ooh, she's got Morgan...
Amy Matthews: That is just, so completely sweet!
Alan Matthews: Oh, she's got all the women!
Morgan Matthews: Wanna see my doll, sis?
Wendy: I'd like that. Would you excuse me for a moment?
Amy Matthews: Of course dear, make yourself at home.
Cory Matthews: Yeah, move in.
Alan Matthews: Okay, okay, family meeting. What the heck did you bring home?
Cory Matthews: [pointing at Amy] *SHE* let her in!
Amy Matthews: Come on! She's just a little girl playing house.
Alan Matthews: Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blond loon!
Amy Matthews: Nonsense! Look, if I thought there was anything to be concerned about, I would be the first one to sound the alarm.
Wendy: [coming down the stairs] Mrs. Matthews, I found this picture of you in your wedding dress. Maybe someday I'll get to try it on.
Amy Matthews: Beep, beep, beep, beep!


"Boy Meets World: The Happiest Show on Earth (#3.21)" (1996)
Morgan Matthews: Cory?
Cory Matthews: Alright, Morgan, kick me when I'm down.
Morgan Matthews: I thought what you did for Topanga was really sweet. I hope someday a boy does that for me.


"Boy Meets World: Raging Cory (#5.12)" (1998)
[last lines]
Alan Matthews: Hey, Morgan, we have a pretty good relationship. Right?
Morgan Matthews: I guess so.
Alan Matthews: We talk. Right?
Morgan Matthews: Yeah.
Alan Matthews: And we have fun. Right?
Morgan Matthews: Yeah?
Alan Matthews: I should've had all girls.
[he high fives Morgan and takes her into a hug]


"Boy Meets World: I Was a Teenage Spy (#3.19)" (1996)
Morgan: Oh, daddy dearest.
Mr. B: Yes, snowflake?
Morgan: There's something you gotta see!
[She shows Mr. B a newspaper. On the front page is a picture of Cory and headline that says, "Curly-headed Spy On The Lam". Everyone stares at Cory]
Cory Matthews: It's not true!
Mr. B: Of course it's not!
[He picks up the phone]
Mr. B: FBI? J. Edgar Hoover please. J. Edgar! Tom. Yeah, I'm here with Anson Williams and the russian spy. Uh, ixnay on the otsie pay.
Morgan: You're going to jail, spy!
Mr. B: Now, now Morgan. He may be a russian spy but until they come and haul him off, he's still our guest.


"Boy Meets World: It's a Wonderful Night (#1.18)" (1994)
Cory Matthews: [to Eric] Little league!
Morgan Matthews: [to Eric] Frozen yogurt!
Eric Matthews: I'll drive off a bridge, I swear I will.
Alan Matthews: Take your mother's car.