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Samantha (Character)
from Grandma's Boy (2006)

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Grandma's Boy (2006)
Jeff: Does someone have a light? I found this weed.
Samantha: Oh, I do.
Jeff: [staring at the joint] I wanna smoke it.

J.P.: How do you two know each other?
Samantha: I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.
J.P.: Yeah. Well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.
Alex: Wow J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
J.P.: So funny I forgot to laugh. Ehehe.

Samantha: Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15 because those are the real problem levels and...
Alex: [farts]
Samantha: Is he sleeping?
Jeff: Yes, and possibly shitting his pants.
[pats Alex]
Jeff: Wake up, dude.
Alex: [wakes up] No chores, Grandma!
Samantha: Nice rip, Alex.
Alex: Rip what?

Samantha: Do you always sleep here, Alex?
Alex: No... uh... I was working late... I love work... I love life.