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: You can't do this 18! You have a child, and a husband! Android 17
: Ha! Give me a break shorty! Android 18 is just that... an android... like me! Built by the brilliant Dr. Gero! Krillin
: Brilliant? How could you even think to call a monster like him brilliant? You destroyed Dr. Gero yourself, remember? Android 17
: Uh? Krillin
: You resented him so much because he gave you human emotions. Android 17
: He gave me emotions...? And I killed him?
: Now, do you see? Your ties to this race are dwindling. Android 18
: He was my husband... and you killed him! You killed him! I'll kill you! Android 17
: I wanted to give you a way out of this for old times sake. But enough sentimentality... tell your husband "hello" when you see him.
: I must admire your ability to stand up after that. Vegeta
: And I admire your ability to DIE! Final Shine... ATTACK!
: [looks at Trunks
] I wonder who he is. Android 17
: Hmph. It doesn't really matter, does it? Whoever he is, he's no threat to us.
: [to Krillin
] You look scared. Just... relax. You are not the one we're looking for, okay? We want Goku. This one seems to be at a loss for words. Goodbye then. Come on, let's go. Let's go find Goku. Android 18
: And just why didn't you ask him where Goku is? Android 17
: Don't be ridiculous. Sure, we could force him to tell us easily enough. But then we wouldn't get to have the fun of finding Goku ourselves. Android 18
: I see. Hmm... well, bye. Really, I don't understand why you insist on behaving so foolishly, 17. Android 17
: What's so foolish about wanting to have a little fun?
: No... STOP! Android 17
: And what do you want now? Krillin
: Stop! You guys leave Goku alone! He's sick, he can't fight you now! Goku hasn't done anything to you! Why are you after him? Android 17
: 16 has been programmed to destroy Goku. So that's what we're going to do. Krillin
: Why? You don't have to do that! Android 17
: We're only following Dr. Gero's master plan. Krillin
: Just listen to yourselves! Did you forget? Dr. Gero is gone! You took care of that! Android 17
: Yes, I haven't forgotten about that. But this, friend, is a game. Krillin
: What do you mean? This is just a game? Is that all? Android 17
: That's right. Yes. And finding Goku is a part of the game. That's why we did not ask you where he is. Krillin
: No! Stop this! I beg of you, please don't go after Goku. Please! You don't have to do this! Android 16
: No. I am programmed to destroy Goku. Android 17
: There you go, pal. Now if you'll excuse us, we have work to do. Stop worrying about Goku and take care of your other friends. They look like they could use some senzu beans.
[Android 18 approaches Krillin...
] Android 18
: [kisses Krillin
] Good luck. Bye.
: Do not activate Android 16, he's not appropriately programmed. Android 17
: And how many of us are? "Howdy folks, I'm Android 13, look at my trucker hat!" Dr. Gero
: I was going through a phase!
: Are you an Android? Holy shit, you're an Android, how did you even do that? Dr. Gero
: I took my brain out and put it into this body! Android 18
: Wait a sec, you built another Android? Android 17
: Wait wait wait, was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke! Android 18
: Well, clearly it was. It's dead.
: [sees Gohan
] Oh, look. It's blondie. Except his hair is black today. Android 17
: Of course. He's copying you.
: Come on, lets get out of here. All the humans are dead. The fun part's over. I don't wanna sit around here and watch you shoot buildings all day, it's boring. Android 17
: Boring? This isn't boring. Boring is when I stand around while you try on clothes for two hours. That's boring. This is actually pretty fun. You should give it a whirl. Android 18
: Man. Things I put up with.
: You're getting harder and harder to please, did you know that? Android 18
: Yeah, so? Trunks
: How about experiencing your own deaths, androids? Does that thrill you? It'll be your last joyride!
] A beautiful speech, I can see it now, you truly are a prince with the royal blood of a Saiyan.
: Tell me, are all you Saiyans so full of yourselves? Is this how you hide your incompetence? We androids will always be superior to your kind.
: Well, well. Not the sort of place I expected to find you three, but it will have to do. Android 17
: Look, he's back. But what on earth did you do to your hair? Vegeta
: You'll find out what soon enough. Your leaving all of a sudden got me curious, I'll admit. Where is your destination? Android 18
: Goku's house, where it is. To kill him. Vegeta
: Just as I thought, but you're never going to get there. Because I, Vegeta, shall crush you here and now.
[17 and 18 grin to each other
: Funny was it? Go right ahead, laugh it up while you can. Android 17
: Hey guys, Vegeta seems to be pretty cocky, doesn't he? It must be a Saiyan thing. They always talk such a big talk and then they end up dying soo fast, it's a shame. Vegeta
: You shut your mouth! You disrespectful toy! I'll rip you all three to pieces, who's first?
: You boy?
: Or you?
: Or the big bastard? Or maybe I'll just demolish all three of you in a single go! Android 18
: Or maybe you'll die.
: But if I kill them all at once... where's the fun in that?
: [Impatiently hopping from foot to foot
] "C'mon! I've got things to do!"
: What do ya say 16, ya up for a fight? Android 16
: No. I will not fight them. Android 17
: You won't? Is something wrong with you man? So, you're just gonna stand there like a statue, is that it? Android 16
: I told you. I will only fight with Goku. Android 17
: Alright. Have it your way pal. But I suggest you loosen up before you rust.